Mikey P

Polish. Nie wierzę, że rzeczywiście poszedł przetłumaczyć

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

@elonmusk come swing by Oakbrook, we got a cool fascia

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

@elonmusk you should add a passenger profile here so that they can save their seat settings. Also the auto wipers shouldn't work in Neutral, that way they won't turn on in car washes.

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

I will never understand the guys that try to hit Mach 5 on the elliptical

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I would purchase a Shia LaBeouf album. And I can merch it would be a classic.

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

Had a guy ask me today if I wanted cheese on my quesadilla, poor man was way to stoned to be making food

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

@jaystoj should've just tagged you as the person saying it

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

"Marlboro's are my shit" - Kid that someday might get lung cancer

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

I feel like the old saying "There's always next year" is going to transition from the Chicago Cubs to the Chicago Bears

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

"Were gonna go HAM tonight, like our ride home is gonna be an ambulance" -Girl that's about to make many terrible decisions

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

Hey god, it's me again. Remember during game 7 when I said I don't care what happens as long as the Cubs win. I think I fucked up

[Jake Arrieta @JArrieta34]

Hey Chicago, what do you say? I say breakfast tacos & tequila.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

This is not a drill. RT for your chance to win tickets to #WorldSeries Game 5 at Wrigley Field. #FlyTheW

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

Pretty sure I just saw someone blow their nose into their shirt #JustIndianaThings

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

Just saw a guy stuff his entire Burger King meal in his briefcase

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

iPhone 7, now available in gimp suit black

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

Shoutout to @101WKQX for playing the Zepher Song, hopefully we hear it again in August!

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

@Daniel_Kelly11 our AI speaks the truth

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

@megfred73 @IGN Holy shit, this is a total games changer

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

@Daniel_Kelly11 this is what @john_kelly5 sends me this morning

[Mikey P @MailboxDog]

Just saw a white girl walking around CoD with a long board. Like did she think it was a snowboard or do you think she hit her head?