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[Critical Role @CriticalRole]

✨🎲 A TIMELINE OF TEN YEARS OF TALES 🗺 🔍

The threads of a whole decade's worth of adventure are weaving together as #CriticalRole Campaign 3's epic finale approaches this Thursday! Feeling lost in all the lore? Let his handy timeline be your guide as it succinctly summarizes our heroes' journey across Exandria!

Looking for even more ways to get caught up? We've got you covered with:

@ItsDaniCarr's Complete Written Recaps 📜🪶
https://t.co/BV9CXyQdVx

60 Second Episode Summaries📱
https://t.co/OhGFJJ41rv

Critical Role Abridged ▶️
https://t.co/6AvqeNZth4

Quick Introductions For Each Adventuring Party ⚔️
https://t.co/CXEqJA8WZo

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

At some point in the last ten years (it’s hard to tease out exactly when) we crossed a boundary that no one celebrated:

Most people diagnosed with cancer in the United States of America this year will not be killed by that cancer.

Yes, outcomes have improved.

[✨Madison Main ✨ @madisonmmain]

lol

[MaileJO @MaileJune]

That's what I'm sayin

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

If you’re out there not taking climate change seriously, maybe do?

https://t.co/z28xS6lBX1

[redwyrm @redwyrmofficial]

Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: Dropping to 0 hit points shouldn’t make you fall unconscious. That’s boring.

Me: What’s your idea?

8yo DM: You should gasp out your final words like Boromir knowing you are about to die. If you stabilize, then you can pass out.

[redwyrm @redwyrmofficial]

For 4 years, the wyrmling has been offering advice for Dungeon Masters and Players.

This is his 350th DM Tip... kids have more endurance than I ever imagined.

#dnd

[redwyrm @redwyrmofficial]

The 12 Days of D&D according to the 8yo DM:

12 Druids brewing
11 Fighters fighting
10 Liches reaping
9 Baby dragons
8 Blades of killing
7 Swords for swinging
6 Priests a praying
5 Magic rings
4 Brawling bards
3 Henchmen
2 Tortle monks
And a Bastion in a giant tree.

#dnd

[redwyrm @redwyrmofficial]

DnD Hot Take:

If you tell me to bring back-up characters to your session because you run high-stakes DnD and characters will die, the stakes are actually quite low.

High stakes means I care deeply about my character’s story and will be devastated if they lose a finger.

#dnd

[guy named balls @bobsredmilf]

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

[zoeoeoe @ratcowboy69]

@malecowgirl my dad recently learned about “beesechurger” & now sometimes he whispers beesechurger to himself & chuckles

[Markus Jambalaya Simpson  @markusjambalaya]

Seahawks mascot is NOT happy
Right now. 😬

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I can't believe we used to live in a world with three other human species. So freaking cool.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

feels like pink pilates princess strut pop season starts earlier and earlier every year

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Jonathan Bailey confirmed he filmed ‘Wicked’, ‘Fellow Travelers’ and ‘Bridgerton’ simultaneously:

“I think it was 32 days in a row where I didn’t have one day off. And I flew back and forth four times. I’d go from Hawk’s house in the ‘60s at the cabin, go straight to the airport, sleep on the plane, go straight to a regency ball, sleep there, then go straight to ‘Wicked’ to be learning choreography […] There’s nothing quite like the feeling of trying to work out the priorities of whether you have to learn the choreography today, or work on your American accent, or pelt your hair ready for another Bridgerton snog.”

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

🐸❄️

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

Oh, Oskar... Oh, Guinevere...

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

Leave me alone, I’m reading.

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

The problem with jokes around this crew is somehow silly ideas tend to materialize…