TalkGertieToMe

help my plants are dying

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@bbybeanburrito I resend this in my group chat every year

[trash jones @jzux]

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”

[ella @ellapapo]

“what if i flop?”
“oh but my darling, what if you slay?”

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@yedoye_ I was getting into an Uber with some coworkers and as I was getting into the front seat the driver said "oh no baby mommy sits upfront". I just responded I'm 24 and sat down.

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@StevenRayMorris My cat attempted to rub her face on the xacto knife blade I was using

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

Frantically googling the plot of Trolls to keep up with my Trolls World Tour viewing with my nieces

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@WarbyParker Devin at the King of Prussia location is an absolute delight. I came in to get a lense popped back into place and he gave me the works (nooks and crannies cleaned & new nose pads).

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@mollyknefel Like Mint Julep 🧉

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

Learn from my mistakes, foot procedure videos aren't the next step after pimple popping

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@blackfemmesoul Wanted to slide in here

[Lyco lyco @itslyc0]

Physical touch and quality time babes are suffering rn ... I am babes

[julia @juliashiplett]

A reminder you can absolutely be racist towards people you want to have sex with and having sex with people of a different race does not automatically negate your racism towards them

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@BAILEYDRAWS YES!

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

@boyscoutscookie @sweetmusicxo

[bæ J @ajabdullah_]

instagram tomorrow

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

Is my feast of the seven fishes flirting with me???

[TalkGertieToMe @MaimaSamah]

You can't tell me this is the SAME lower back that was able to spend night after night on a plastic twin XL mattress with another person