Oracle of Maine

One of the founding members of Creekstone Covenant Capital and Snake River Securities. An investor for the ages, and a damned handsome gentleman.

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

This is it, folks! The best thing that's going to come out of 2020. I look forward to clobbering you all on the online leaderboards real soon.

[Chirrp Golf @Chirrp_Golf]

Chirrp Golf is happy to announce the beginning of its Kickstarter: https://t.co/odTiozUtXa on Wednesday October 28, 2020!
We can't wait to see how you like our putting mat, and how your golf game improves.
#Golf #pgatour
@JonRahmpga
@b_dechambeau
@McIlroyRory

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

Another great sunset courtesy of $PCG! Almost time for puts season, folks!

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

If you look closely the lightning in this picture looks like male genitalia. How lewd and typical for such an unethical company! Down with $PCG #savethechildrenfuture #SaveTheUSPS

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

Not only are these greedy shitbags turning off my power every night, but now they're back to starting fires again with their thunderstorms! Down with $PCG!

https://t.co/KLAXuk95kK

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

THE MADNESS HAS TO STOP! The Oracle is now resorting to emergency measures to drive down the price of $WTRH.

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

Few things pair better with day trading than golf. Looking forward to seeing where this goes!

[Chirrp Golf @Chirrp_Golf]

Our first round of 120 Chirrp putting mats are set to begin production next week! Visit our website https://t.co/MKJICmm6Gl and sign up for our mailing list before Friday July 17th to qualify for a discount code on your first purchase. @GolfDigest @PGATOUR #Golf

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

@D_Dobrovetsky @ING So what you're saying is the Oracle was right again because you *are* still, in fact, holding.

Maybe next time you'll heed my warning instead of lighting your hard earned $1.69 on fire faster than $PCG can start a CA wildfire.

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

What's the best way to line your pockets with cash this holiday season? Join the Oracle in going long on DAAMN.

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

@D_Dobrovetsky @ING Check-in schedule is as follows:
$0.10
$0.05
$0.01
Delisting
Bankruptcy

Happy hodling!

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

When's a good time to sell if you're bagholding $LYFT? How about when it pops 9% based on empty promises from its forked-tongue co-founders? $LYFT to $0!

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

@Ustopcryingfool @zafein @D_Dobrovetsky Mike, you're okay in my book! Climb on down and let's load up some $PCG puts at market open tomorrow.

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

While I'm going down the Bear Path tonight, I also want to take a moment to highlight the stellar performance of my dear old friend $WTRH.

@zafein @D_Dobrovetsky @Ustopcryingfool Maybe soon they'll start selling shares at $DLTR and give you guys a boost!

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

As predicted by the Oracle: It's lights out for more than just Bay Area residents tonight! The scent of retribution is in the air tonight - mercifully easier on the lungs than the smoldering ruins of Northern California.

$PCG to 0! Burn! Burn! Burn!

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

@PGE4Me this afternoon: "Want to see what happens when you sue us for starting fires?" https://t.co/BoGdQB00E5

$PCG GOING TO $0. Get those short positions ready, fellas! We don't need electricity to savor the mountain of cash we're about to make off these crooked pyromaniacs!

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

@starbirdchicken Why in the blue blazes would you discontinue the maple aoli?! That's like @kfc discontinuing gravy! #getwiththeprogram #bringbackdasauce

[DOW PIG @dowpig]

My son is sleeping soundly, knowing his father took a large position in the DOW in August, now printing 27,xxx. He will enjoy the finest treats for the rest of his life while the bears burn their worthless puts to keep warm. $DIA $SPY $QQQ #DOW30000

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

Fire up the smoker! It's almost time for another BBQ! $UBER going to $0.

https://t.co/t7LmhIGdIe

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

@zafein You're absolutely right! Let's both buy more first thing Monday morning.

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

$WTRH Massive earnings miss + CEO stepping down. Want some free money? Short positions on this dumpster fire before it hits $0.

[Oracle of Maine @MaineOracle]

https://t.co/dQ1PMV5RjD

Hope you've got your puts ready for Monday!