Jessy

Future Chef - Future World Overlord

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

I was elected state officer in SkillsUSA! I am so proud of El Centro’s team and I’m proud to represent Texas and this amazing organization! #SkillsUSA #ElCentroCollege #SkillsUSA2019

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

On the first day of Christmas my husband gave to me, Mr. Beast Swag!

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@JayRhyneClifton Oh my god he replied 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

Oh my god someone famous just followed me back!!!!! 😂😂#CrimeSceneKitchen

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

Just gonna retweet this because my husband and I almost got into a fist fight over her name lmaoooo

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

@LizSteeleDesign I pronounce it "Lee-uh"

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@crankymods 1. Mind
2. Your
3. Business

😭😭😭😭listen man I swear it ain’t all my mess, my husband is just as guilty as I am 😭

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@ahhhhhhhimgay Thank you :) he’s a good bean and we’re very happy 😊

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@ahhhhhhhimgay Hi, Bi girl here who married a straight boi and i find it hilarious because we have the same taste in women so I know if I’m checking her out, so is he 😂😂

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@pulte Man I hope I did this right! Always a fan of you, and Mr. Beast is sure to get the win! His whole job is giving away money and having fun while doing it (:

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@ShayPoreon @JDM61798 I don’t want to interrupt this beautiful exchange but I would like to inform y’all that this is very entertaining. That is all, carry on.

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@pulte Notifications always on and ready!
$jessichu14701

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@pulte This Christmas is going to be a hard one. We’re all just trying to skate by. My new coworkers/ friends and I are doing out best to keep the bills paid and get through it all.
$jessichu14701

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@ConanOBrien I got married! Pictures stolen from guests because my photographer hasn’t sent me the official ones yet! We had a small wedding but it was everything we needed!

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@pulte Always been following, always have notifications on! Being a waitress, this year has been ridiculous for my coworkers and I. If I won, I would pay it forward by helping my family and friends get the Christmas’ that they deserve! These guys mean the world to me!

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@WholesomeMeme Henrietta Lacks, she lives on in every vaccine and miracle cure discovered in science. She deserved the world, but was instead taken advantage of by it. She’s a true hero.

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@TVietor08 @sebroche Lmao I work in a restaurant and 86 literally means remove, not kill. We 86 shit all day long. I just 86ed strawberries for the winter because they’re out of season this morning. She said remove 45, not assassinate the president 🙄🙄🙄

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@thedigitaldash_ In the 7th grade my crush told me my arms were hairier than his and it was gross. It doesn’t help that it grew in patches due to a weird burn on my arm. I literally shaved my arms up until last year because my boyfriend(now Fiancé) told me I was beautiful the way I am naturally.

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@urgrlkc @SheRatesDogs When I was 15 a “friend” of my friend apparently hacked his account and said if I didn’t send him nudes he would photoshop me on some porn and send it to my friends and family. Safe to say the “friend” who hacked him got nothing and I blocked the other one 🤷‍♀️

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@CrankGameplays So fun fact, my mom is a nurse and she told me this is true with almost any medication: yes, they DO expire, but that does NOT mean they’re useless. Expired EpiPens, Inhalers, etc still work. They’re just not at the full dosage anymore. An expired epi is better than no epi!

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@javi_draws We decided because it works, y’alls cats must have missed the orientation meeting where they’re taught pspspspsps

[Jessy @MainframeGlitch]

@bIondiewasabi Man let me passive aggressive tweet into the void without calling me out lmao. Can’t hurt anyone’s feelings if they can’t see it 🤷‍♀️