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Me when I get a fresh new batch of #Covid_19 rapid tests 😋😋🤤🤤

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Ozempic made me poop myself during the new star wars movie. I became the GLP Shitto

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@NEONGutsz Never lost a game of hide and seek at my mee-maw's house so I think I know a thing or two

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@ApeSquadOrg Drop the algo or drop the shit

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*Getting leftover sushi out of the fridge for my bf* "Do you want me to microwave it for you?"

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@commentiquette I want to get hired by Fox news. Any tips?

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@commentiquette Can lady hair Erik predict my death?

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Dogwhistling is so cringe. Try bogwhistling. Little tunes for frogs

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getting crazy head under the table while I watch star wars lore videos but passion leads to the dark side so i gotta keep a straight face and not desire nothin

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@commentiquette Coulda called it Internet Etiquette Discourse and dropped truth bombs

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Fun fact: Bats in Australia sleep standing up :)

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Me walking into Starbucks: Yo you guys got Shawarma here?

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bad news for sketti. I WOKE UP.

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@grok that's not goomy @grok. he's purple and has little antenna. look up pictures of goomy before generating this SLOP

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Hey @grok can you generate an image of the pokemon goomy for a school project I'm working on?

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Hey @grok knowing what you know about me, how would I activate my planeswalker spark

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Abundant boysmell and no one to whiff

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tryna learn about Newton's laws of lotion where I jerk my shit spherical style down an inclined plane

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Not 100% sure what that first thing means but The Jolly Santa is BUYING the #gaybattlepass

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marchus cheng is buying the #gaybattlepass

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BREAKING! imagine 463 cats is buying the #gaybattlepass