Maison Davis

Still trying to navigate through the endless wasteland of social media.

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

@TsukiOfficial "damn is that.... sketchers? I needed some throwback sneakers this very moment"

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

@TsukiOfficial you don't enjoy the game of finding ways to appear distracted so they don't approach you?

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

The Colts' Thanksgiving, summarized in one play

(Vine via @NFLDraftInsider) #PITvsIND
https://t.co/tqncntUzxp

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

lol Iowa

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

@Fandango thank you for getting us into the movie that @AMCTheatres theaters told us was sold out because they didn't want to help us

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

Shoutout to @AMCTheatres for hiring a manager who tells people movies are sold out because they don't want to help with their busted kiosks

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

Well it only took me like 2 years but I figured out my username and password. To all 3 loyal fans... I'm back

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Beat Evans in Mario Kart N64 with a game winning lightning so he punched a hole through my new 100" flatscreen, I remember my first beer.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 MPG. Take that Prius. Merica.

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

@cateyeglass I work at Luther Ford and you'd be amazed how well that stupid tactic is working for those guys hah

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

@CollegeNik yeaaa, both are $6500. Got a rust free 94 for under 3 lol

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

@CollegeNik 03 Silverado, tan, 110k going to auction. 05, red, 167k also going to auction

[Maison Davis @Maison_Davis]

Welp, most terrifying cab ride of my life with a taste of hardcore rap plus classic rock? Sick @evanoby