Thomas McFarlane

Father & Grandfather. Wrestler. Former Physical Education Teacher. Co-Head Trainer at Future Shock Facility in Los Angeles.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

It is shows like this that make working with Future Shock worth every moment,

Those girls were absolutely fantastic.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

But somehow it's just her who complains.

Clearly out of practice, Valerie.

[Valerie McFarlane @MamaBearValerie]

Most trainers: We'll push you past your boundaries and make you better.

My father: I'm gonna push you so far oast your boundaries you're not going to be able to walk more than ten steps.

Kill me. It was on fucking Wednesday.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@SVWColby You should. You earned it.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

I know I didn't wrestle for fifteen years, but that was something of a joke.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@RedEmpressMika @darkheartaf @TyphoonBianca @JoJoFemmeFatale You girls are going to be wonderful tonight. I can feel it.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@WhatsUpCK I am rather envious 0f your speed there

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

This match would be incredibly interesting from a different perspective if it was eighteen months ago.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@JoJoFemmeFatale @RespectItOrDie That would be telling.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

Right, Miss @RespectItOrDie

Get the boots on. We're gonna need it.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@RespectItOrDie You know better than that, Gillian. If it was a punishment you wouldn't be informed before the matter.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@FFW_HQ @BiancaSlaysYou I have taken worse in my life than a child who can't keep her eyes on the ball, Mr. Chandler.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@TyphoonBianca We said that about the last one too

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

Watching @TyphoonBianca and @MelAvilo watch the Brazil vs Belguim game has got to be one of the best things I've seen in a while.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@TyphoonBianca If you wanna know that badly, you know where to find me

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

Okay my handler only woke up because reflux. And SPD. She’s gonna you and sleep again now since the small person is due up in two hours. #goodbyefourthwall

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@TyphoonBianca I’ll say nothing of your usual tag partner in my home and office.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

@KaoruAsaka This is true, but usually in a different set of circumstances. And never previously in one that would see them working together.

[Thomas McFarlane @MaistirThomas]

My ears are burning.