Major Bacon

Perpetually prowling for laughs, good vibes and inspiration. I tend to follow back.🎮📻🍻🍔🏈⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️S'GO NINERS!

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Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.

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@SaltyBastardChi

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Fuck Tom Brady

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Is 4 am too early to enjoy an ice cold crisp diet Dr. Pepper?

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@LordDSnydes @malikashiqui

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@FatKidDeals Copped! Been wanting some of these for awhile

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@mechwarrior07 @FatKidDeals @KindersFlavors Found my bottle at Walmart, maybe check there? 🤞

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Please tell me people still don’t smoke Spice

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@smokingdog679 @awfulannouncing Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiitttt

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Called on the wrong team…

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For the last time. We’re literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

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@FatKidDeals Fugg them lids though, like a mouth boobie trap

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That’s Ashton Kutcher

[nikita huno @NikHuno]

In 1974, Steve Jobs traveled to India to understand the meaning of life.

Less than a year later, he came back with principles that turned Apple into a $3 trillion business.

Here are his 6 forgotten lessons that will change how you see life:

[Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB]

Awful call by the refs, clear first down… which then leads to a TD by the Chiefs. Like clockwork.

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@RPace801 @joeyyochheim Just cook em in some butta

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Mark Andrews in the biggest moment of his career

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@cy_coleman @PopCulture2000s That’s former Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll

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@Sniggle2915 @JavierVeg_ Especially a BAD one picked that high

[🇲🇽 Sabreezie 🇮🇪 @sf_gamerbabe118]

Brock to the OL when he sees them driving those gifts

[49ers & NFL News 24/7 @49ersSportsTalk]

Jake Brendel and I watching Brock Purdy play QB today … #49ers #FTTB