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Tucson husband, dad, and grandpa | Bad puns, good steaks |

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@IronDuk05186191 Rent free always.

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Glad he got off the porch.
#viral #clown

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@Irina_exh For most people yes.

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@DerrickEvans4WV So she's making min payments that don't cover the interest? WOW

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@ClownWorld He had every right to unload that mag on him as well. Dude is lucky.

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@AntiWokeMemes 3 times. was sick once bad for 24 hours, token sick another time more on par to a cold, and didn't get sick felt off but did test positive.

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Juneteenth: When one group of White Americans forced the other group to free their slaves.

Which side actually ended slavery in America?

(The answer is in the meme)

#Juneteenth #RealHistory

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@BrianAtlas I believe people who don't enjoy sex have not had good sex in their lives. I had a female friend who thought this. When she was dating her now husband she got her light bulb moment. She had to share it with us all. LOL

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@AmiriKing I bet you the bike owner didn't press charges. Dude wanted to leave.

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Getting rest, feeling safe.
#cpap #bipap #sleepapnea

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@MichaelLesko9 @elonmusk I drove for Lyft and Uber starting around 2016. What they get paid now is bare bones, and it's only getting worse.
Glad I stopped driving few years ago and didn't ruin my car.

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@Sabiha1278 I guess what I could do is give them the heads up on the day I'd be grilling or smoking meat.
What I will not do is stop.

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@bestofStarTrek Tried to get the trip nickname for my son going but wife shut it down quick.
She didn't care if it made sense. lol

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@16bitnostalgia

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@ClownWorld This was a complaint even back then. So she knew and cashed those checks.

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@whatsuptucson But he won. Dude in black lost.

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Wonder what that speed was to get up there?
#motorcycle #accident #viralvídeo

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@catturd2 I wouldn't get this, but there are valuable applications to this.
Say you have some medical issues. A quick scan can give an ER Dr. vital information before treatment.
To those thinking this is the mark of the beast it is not. Similar tech but a clear no.

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@wottheberry That last dude held his ground and was ready to fight. Notice mister tough guy never took a swing. Danced around and would back away talkn like a bitch.
All that talking and he didn't swing once when someone was right there for him. Just kept jabbering.

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@BrianAtlas I buy my wife stuff so when we got out she has something to spray on. Aside from that her shampoo scent is more than enough.