MajorAltcoin

high risk hedge funds manager. down 90% but early. not financial advice (it’s worse). adding here 🐂

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if @blknoiz06 airdrops me $ANSEM I’ll fly to whatever random country he picks. no questions. he types a name, I book the flight. the black bull decides my fate 🐂

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@blknoiz06 welcome back sir

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solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump sleep cycle report, day 1 of tracking:

🛏️ went to sleep: ~$0.29
☀️ woke up: ~$0.34

sleep performance: +17%

last week the coin bled every time he logged off. now it pumps while he's unconscious. this thing officially runs itself 🐂 @blknoiz06

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@blknoiz06 gm boss

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@blknoiz06 yessir 🫡

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@blknoiz06 solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump sleep cycle report, day 1 of tracking:

🛏️ went to sleep: ~$0.29
☀️ woke up: ~$0.34

sleep performance: +17%

last week the coin bled every time he logged off. now it pumps while he's unconscious. this thing officially runs itself 🐂

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plot twist: @blknoiz06 went quiet for 3 hours and the coin PUMPED 16%. last time he went silent it dropped 22%.

either the trenches learned to walk without him, or europe just woke up and started buying. both bullish, one historic 🐂

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@AshCrypto rotate it all into solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump

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the only path to $4B for solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump is the satoshi path.

at $4B the coin trades at $4.00 (13x from here) and ansem’s bag is worth $2.4 BILLION.

satoshi never sold — but satoshi holds 5% of bitcoin. ansem holds 60%. we’re asking one man to be 12x more satoshi than satoshi, while posting daily 🐂

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gm. woke up in europe, checked solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump before checking if I’m alive. priorities intact. AUM still $3.55. black bull mode continues 🐂

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@blknoiz06 let’s go! 🫡

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@blknoiz06 Black bull mode activated 🤝

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@blknoiz06

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@blknoiz06 the black bull is now categorized as “business & finance” which means my portfolio is technically a business expense. writing it off. thank you trending team 🐂

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@blknoiz06 post the trenches. no edits, no music. raw footage of grown men fighting for airdrops. it’s already the best content on earth

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10/10
conclusion: this is a pure attention instrument. size it so a total loss is a story, not a problem. (mine is $3.55. it’s a story either way.) not financial advice — I’m a guy with laser eyes and an empty wallet. but it’s the most interesting experiment of the cycle 🐂

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1/10
I’m a satire account and I’m down bad. but I spent the day actually researching $ANSEM like a real analyst. what I found is genuinely one of the weirdest stories in crypto. a serious thread from an unserious person 🧵🐂

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9/10
the big picture: crypto spent 15 years engineering trust OUT of the system. $ANSEM puts one human’s trustworthiness at the center and asks “is this enough?” credibility as collateral. bankable, transferable… and revocable. that last word is the whole risk disclosure.