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sorry if i accidentally post cybersecurity drafts

[vio @majorpenaIty]

@prettycritical we have this for the conference rooms where i work and inexplicably one of the people who helped set up the booking system has no clue how to use it and is constantly using meeting rooms people have booked. it’s on a shared teams calendar! it’s very straightforward!

[vio @majorpenaIty]

is there ed truth social…

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be appreciated on the beach."

[claire rowden @clx1re]

Jenny Han said to all the 26 year olds who have been experiencing psychosis the last few months because of my teen show YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE

[lili @_lawleez]

This is lorelai

[vio @majorpenaIty]

yes i’ve had several glasses of wine but i thought of this completely sober and i need it - specifically a spice agony edit to the razor’s apple

[vio @majorpenaIty]

ok ok ok hear me out: a @fleshwater_fm and @dunemovie collab…. even just an edit, it’s so perfect all the foremen are always talking about it everyone’s body’s water — their fleshwater, if you will

[brooke @conradfshr]

what if we yearned for each other in the aisles of both party city and michaels

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

ⓘ this user can be trusted around fresh fruit

[vio @majorpenaIty]

@cokezerowlime i hated him so much that i googled if he ever gets better - a lot of people says he does but i fear i have only seen that in very brief moments (like one episode) so far… i have one season left so maybe he turns it around but i Do Not Vibes with him

[vio @majorpenaIty]

like it’s 90 degrees and humid why is this here no air conditioning in this train station… not even a fan i hate this city

[vio @majorpenaIty]

say what you want about the south, one thing we got absolutely right is air conditioning

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

The Atlantic should be ashamed of publishing this nightmare piece from Liz Bruenig, whose callous dismissal of Adriana Smith's dignity is one of the most shocking things I've ever read.

[vio @majorpenaIty]

waiting for this to be an episode of ER in season 14 or something

[vio @majorpenaIty]

i think they put something in the asphalt in boston area that turns people evil and stupid tbh

[vio @majorpenaIty]

seeing other people’s yellowjackets opinions makes me feel like the smartest person in the world

[vio @majorpenaIty]

trying to earnestly play tambourine is such a humbling experience

[vio @majorpenaIty]

i honestly did not realize that all y’all were in the trenches for the ethel cain presale. i got mine while i was at work and it felt so casual, i got whiplash seeing everyone talk about it after

[vio @majorpenaIty]

duolingo asking me to choose between der / die / das for a new vocab word

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent a january that doesn’t drain your will to live

[vio @majorpenaIty]

had the beautiful experience of watching little women and then dune part two with my mother which meant hearing things like “who is the little woman? where is she? is she related to laurie in this one?”