Today is the #SuperBowl Keep an eye out for our commercial about our latest wonder-drug and make sure you ignore all the horrible side effects they say really quickly at the end.
We're gonna make so much money selling the antidote to the flu shot once we activate the autism gene in them. Just have to hit this button... right... here... โ๏ธ
Oh sure [consulting company], I'll pay you $350k for a few PowerPoint slides, but only because I don't want to do them myself, not because it's worth it.
We've got a new drug out that costs more than your house, but don't worry, it only costs you $10. We promise it's not affecting the economy in a negative way or contributing to an excessive concentration of wealth to the 1%.