Matthew Actual

Bestselling novelist, game developer, retired professor.

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Insta: matthewkagle

He/him.

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There's scientific proof that reading my books actually makes you a better person.

https://t.co/UnEsTPAed4

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The problem with watching Your Friends and Neighbors is how you want to shout at all the characters that they're assholes.

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Going over my commencement speech. Never thought I'd be asked to do one, but twice?!

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@spizzle29 @AllisonRFloyd Social situations. Non-work situations. Tinder.

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https://t.co/VLiQsWJ1Oa
@laura

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@ConcernedApe @MurasakinGreg All the core exercises paid off.

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@CrungoCyle @taskmasterfan https://t.co/p7iXvEAJwz

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Here’s an interview with George Lucas where he says Leia was the driving force of the story and the main character. He also planned on his sequel trilogy revolving around her as the new Supreme Chancellor. He also called her the chosen one.

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The John Wick economy makes no sense to me. All I see is assassins putting out hits on each other, killing each other. Where does the money come from? Where do the hundreds of new assassins come from?

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@AllisonRFloyd If the painter wanted to paint that, we would have gotten that.

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Watched The Final Cut because I read it had some of the same ideas as my last novel. I think I did it better.

Also, Robin Williams made some WEIRD movies.

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I'm still getting rejection letters from a novel I took off the market months ago. You'll probably just have to pile them up on my grave some day.

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@DanJDavi I mean, I can't stop staring at that picture.

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@MizShannonS @Matt_Th0mas @grok Hey, that used to be a nice hill.

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@Matt_Th0mas @MizShannonS @grok Such an odd hill to die on.

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My "no more than once a year" blog post about something deeply personal.
https://t.co/iYQxv640y7

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@meghanttucker *gasp* Telling you to shut up didn't work? ON THE INTERNET?!

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Shark Attack. Solar Warrior. Slap Fight. Metro Cross. Loved all of them.

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I'm fascinated by Laika. It's like a bunch of people got together and said "What if we found the hardest way possible to make films?"

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If machines ever rise up and wipe us out, it will be SO embarassing. I mean, it's not like we weren't warned by science fiction authors for over a hundred years.

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@LittleVodkaOwl Omfg yes