MAKALISTICAL

Makalistical 😂
I turn life into listicles.
Memes + Hot Takes

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I no holy o, but me and God get tight connection

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I need more money than problems this year 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Forever grateful, forever hungry for more

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I hate when people take my distance personal. I'm tryna get rich help me or stfu 😂

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I just dey fra, unfra and refra, emphasis on the refra! 😩😂 Make God sha help me before I finally crase finish.

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This week, good news wey go make you smile go come, opportunity wey go shift things for your favour, money wey go meet you for the right time, and peace wey money no fit buy 🙏

Amen 🤲

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All your focus suppose dey on money, purpose and to fix your life. Who like you or dislike you no suppose be your business.

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Except you wan give me money, please leave me alone, I'm going through a lot mehn.

Don't even check up on me sef just face ur front.

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Confirm person condition before you bill am, i use God beg you.

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Love yourself pass your neighbor

Your neighbor no really send you

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If na sense be your problem, come collect my own.

Some of una really need am 🤭😂

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Having money and knowing you can’t spend it because there are still more important things to buy is painful.

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This week won’t take from me.
It will restore me, lift me, and favor me.
Amen 🙏

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They left me and found their glow.
I left and found peace 😂
We’re not the same. And that’s okay.

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Growth starts when you stop blaming the world and start fixing yourself.

You’re not perfect. You’ll hurt people.
Apologize, unlearn what’s wrong, and relearn better.

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Some jokes you go crack, we go laugh.
But after that laugh?
Na goodbye be that o.
No be everything be cruise.

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You no fit put cow for pocket.
So you no fit force person to love you.
Make you rest 😂

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I go always tell you truth.
Not because I’m holy.
Na because I no care enough to lie 😂
And again, fear no dey my body.

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Dear God, This new week.
Ma fi wahala kó mi lórun.

Amin 🙏

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Some people don carry 100k go front.
2 minutes later pastor say "1k sef go do" 😂
Na why me I dey wait till discount.