Jake Looper

Firearms and Martial Arts. SantaDecides creator. I exist and so does my wife.

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

I can only imagine what people think when they see me at the range

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Idk, you martial art gyms that bow too much just feel like a weird cult

My gym we really only do it during promotions, or just randomly for acts of respect.

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

God doesn’t serve me, I serve God.
I may pray and ask for things, but ultimately it’s up to him on what goes through and what doesn’t.

Thank you God for taking care of those who serve you. You don’t need to, you choose to.

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

SOMEONE WHO HAS HEARD LEARYCALS “Put them Gi’s on” WHAT ARE THE LYRICS LOL

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Now that’s a better way of describing me

[idiot loser @CrucifixWizard]

@SantaDecides You're trailer trash from one of the biggest shitholes on Oklahoma, the asshole of the entire country.

That better?

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Sister in law saw me shadow boxing and said “Oh hey you’re playing karate!”

I still haven’t recovered from this

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Wife has car so I’m about to walk 30 minutes just to go get choked out.

Nobody warned me 2 years ago when I started doing martial arts that I would be so addicted to getting my ass kicked.

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@TheAKGuy Prolly just tryna Hansel and gretel them lowkey

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@BigPotato26 Christmas probably!

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Apologies for the heavy push on this account. I’m gonna slow down now.

I had a reason, and in the future it’ll all make more sense.

Now back to regular Santa posting on the Santa account.

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Wife has car so I’m about to walk 30 minutes just to go get choked out.

Nobody warned me 2 years ago when I started doing martial arts that I would be so addicted to getting my ass kicked.

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@TheMoralGrey I love it lol. My humbling experience was when a 16 year old 125 lb guy, and a 115 lb girl demolished me on the same day.

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Guy on the left could absolutely demolish guy on the right btw

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@RoofKorean7 I want grenades

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Mikey my goat

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Did nobody tell Bill we were right about Covid

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

The Science Guy got vaxxed again today 🤣

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@amishdude In general don’t get hooked on soda brother! Terrible for our bodies lol

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@DovySimuMMA AJ GONNA TAKE THE W

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@Throat_YT Congrats man!!!

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

Mikey Musumeci is gonna crush tomorrow

[Jake Looper @MakeFunSound]

@amishdude Oop

[The Moral Grey @TheMoralGrey]

Alright, my DMs are now open.

Let me know how I can pray for you 😁