Broski

Whackadoodle

[Broski @MakeMoneyBruh]

🥳 Just launched

🚀 Crypto swaps without the rocket science.

⚡ The EASY SWAP app is live! Cross-chain swaps with no account signup or wallet connection.

🪙 Pick your coins.
🤑 Get a quote.
🧭 Track your swap.

🌐: https://t.co/ybjO5HkKI1

[Broski @MakeMoneyBruh]

@coingecko Easy Swap

https://t.co/ybjO5HkKI1

[Scam Likely @Rug_Scam]

$SCAM volume so low the chart went into sleep mode. 📉

Slippage Rick says “it’s fine.”
VPN Vinny says “the buyers are just invisible.”
Seedy Pete leaned in: “Relax… I know a guy.” 👀

Mission Control asked who.

Pete changed his number.

https://t.co/JWUsFJnDg2

[Scam Likely @Rug_Scam]

Solana just removed another click between “this seems like a terrible idea” and “send it.”

Mission Control has classified this as infrastructure.

Rex called it “dangerously convenient.”

$SCAM remains under investigation.

[Scam Likely @Rug_Scam]

THE $SCAM FILES 🧵

For anyone who just got here:

4 anonymous devs.
3 deli investors.
1 lawyer named Rex Rugman.
Walt is down a few fingers.

And somehow the operation is still running.

A brief history of how this became everyone’s problem 👇

[Scam Likely @Rug_Scam]

The devs finally asked the forbidden question:
👀 “RUG?”

Walt stared at what’s left of his hand & said:
“I lost fingers for this shit. I’m grindin.”

🤝 Meeting adjourned. No rug. For now.

🌐 Website: https://t.co/b0UUf7nutM

🤡 CA:
3o1anKQ2cmM8Mnw3pNYQWFDozBHyqKYcs2jnSn2Mpump

[Cryptocurrency Bridge @Crypto___Bridge]

😂 Even our marketing department is moving at turtle speed

🚀 CryptocurrencyBridge .com launches in ~24 hours!

⚡ Easy Swap: No wallet connection. No complicated steps. Just crypto swapping made simple

🐢The turtle is slow, your swaps don't have to be

🤠 #Crypto #EasySwap

[Cryptocurrency Bridge @Crypto___Bridge]

Crypto markets are getting their cardio this week 📉
Meanwhile, our crew’s in the gym finishing the final reps 💪🚀

Final testing for
CryptocurrencyBridge .com is almost complete!
The powerful Easy Swap app ready to launch;
Our Pro & Fiat apps are warming up.

Who’s ready? 🌌

[Cryptocurrency Bridge @Crypto___Bridge]

🚀 Mission update: We're getting closer to liftoff!

👑 Easy Swap launches first—our wallet-free powerhouse!

⚡ Pro Swap: multiple DEXs, one interface. More tokens & trading routes

💳 Fiat Swap: buy & sell crypto

🌌 More routes
More possibilities
Less rocket science

🎯 wagmi

[Cryptocurrency Bridge @Crypto___Bridge]

🚀 Big things are brewing

Crypto swaps shouldn't require a PhD, 17 tabs, and a prayer 😂

🔗 Multi-chain swaps
💸 No wallet connection
⚡ Live quotes
🔎 Swap tracking
🛠️ Handy crypto tools

🫠 Making crypto simple. Finally.

🚧 Website/app Launching soon!

#Crypto #DeFi #Bitcoin

[DarkSpawn @DarkSpawn_X]

AI is coming for your job, your search results, your girlfriend’s therapist, and eventually your government.

It still doesn’t own this:

https://t.co/tb35FDZUld

For sale now.
LFG get it before the robots figure out GoDaddy too 🤖💰

[Scam Likely @Rug_Scam]

Launch just few days away so we hired a PR firm to teach us how to sound trustworthy

We learned to say “community” instead of “exit liquidity”
“launch” instead of “getaway”

Rick slept through the entire class and woke up asking, “Did we already rug?”

Confidence is high

$SCAM

[Scam Likely @Rug_Scam]

Launch is under a week away & final checks just got interesting

We caught *Whitepaper Walt* slipping a 0.5% fee reroute into the contract

Walt says it was “a simple mistake”

SHOULD WE BELIEVE HIM?

We fixed it
Walt's still typing
Launch prep continues

https://t.co/QnwPdVd0Fn

[Broski @MakeMoneyBruh]

@CoinMarketCap #SOL #PumpFun #memecoin

$FARTGANA CTO just getting started

Launched by Shitoshi_ from #FartCoin

Website and twitter just started,
dexscreener #CTO update coming

🌐➡️: https://t.co/5YZ21OtKpJ

[Broski @MakeMoneyBruh]

@cripweb3 #SOL #PumpFun #memecoin

$FARTGANA CTO just getting started

Launched by Shitoshi_ from #FartCoin

Website and twitter just started,
dexscreener #CTO update coming

🌐➡️: https://t.co/5YZ21OtKpJ

[FartGana @FartGana]

Shitoshi_ vanished mid-fart, but the gas is already released

It was believed he released FartGana from a porta potty during a lunar eclipse, reports are not confirmed

Financial advisors have been directing their clients to diversify into the fart sector

https://t.co/MXhn2bKuVP

[FartGana @FartGana]

🚨Fartgana Update🚨
Shitoshi is MIA but he's watching, the chart is flatter than grandma’s EKG, and the smell is strong...

But don’t panic— we’re deep in the accumulation zone (aka rock bottom with vibes)

Community takeover underway
everyone gonna smell us💨
#Fartgana #MemeCoin

[Broski @MakeMoneyBruh]

@PraxMedia @Fartgana launched by Fartcoin dev CTO just getting going
https://t.co/5YZ21OtcAb

✔️✔️✔️✔️

[Broski @MakeMoneyBruh]

@savvy100x @Fartgana launched by Fartcoin dev CTO just getting going
https://t.co/5YZ21OtcAb

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[Broski @MakeMoneyBruh]

@cryptojourneyrs @Fartgana launched by Fartcoin dev CTO just getting going
https://t.co/5YZ21OtcAb

🙈🙈🙈