Nothing worse than buying a double meal deal for yourself at dinner planning that you’ll take the other meal home to eat the next day. You get home and realize you left the second meal at the restaurant. 🫠
Can we be totally honest without being offensive? Can we be real without worrying about how you're gonna handle the Truth? Can we be us without the concern of your acceptance? Bottom line others ain't gonna ever be totally happy with you period therefore do YOU! #CoachPrime
Thinking about playing a fun new game. Every time @kylemac40 retweets a political post, I’ll throw a dollar in the jar. At the end of the year, however much 💰 is in the jar. I will play him for it on the ⛳️ course. He gets 1 stroke per hole. He picks the course, I pick the tees.
The biggest scam in life is paying taxes on the money we make while paying taxes on the money we spend to be taxed on things we already own and have already paid taxes on.