Makayla Stewart

Devin💓

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Every decision Costco makes regarding the checkout process is POOR at best.

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Cars 3 is such a gem! Cars 2 made me give up on the franchise haha.

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The ladies on Temptation Island this season are ruthless!! Lmao they don’t give a fuck.

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Mark is for the GIRLS honey!! #TemptationIsland

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Somehow, I just spent $66 at Dollar tree.

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Learning that South Carolina doesn’t have drivers ed in high schools explains why everyone who fucking drives around here is brain dead

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@Honda I don’t need you to break for me, bitch. You’re gonna flip my car over.

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I tried @KerrygoldUSA butter for the first time today and I genuinely don’t know how any other butter brand exists.

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WHEN is strawberry season I am SICK of these white ass strawberries!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does picking a song for the car feel so vulnerable?? I’m like humiliated that Circus by Britney Spears is playing rn although it’s a bop. Lmao.

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My love language is sharing this Bojangles combo with my husband at 9 PM as a post dinner snack.

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@chi81959 I have no idea why I knew it was CU

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Jimmy John’s has the best chocolate chip cookies in the world

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@Onalenna_w6 I asked my doctor to remove fat while he did my C-section and he said no! I told him he was already in there. 😂

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I need like 14 hours of workday sleep. It is so much harder to get up on a work day. I could snooze forever.

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Just finished Landman and Billy Bob was fucking serving this last episode. I think I love him!!!

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@tacobell truly from the deepest pit of my heart FUCK YALL!!🗣️ why do you take every single thing I like off of the menu?!? Where is the classic stacker?!?!? You have literally all of the ingredients already?????????

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I should have learned Spanish prior to this halftime show. It looks so fun and interesting and I am having FOMO. Haha.

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@dgskincare my day is ruined finding out you’ve discontinued my moisturizer. ☹️ whyyyyy!!

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@Verizon go ahead and prorate me for the month