Floyd "Full Mast" Makiavelli

Mentor to Mentors. Coors Banquet Connoisseur. Raw Dogging Enthusiast. Mountain Molester. ASU '89. Peppermint Velo Loyalist. Part Time Philosopher.

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Theyre calling me the Lewis and Clark of clitoral stimulation

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I bet being retarded as fuck and just loving trains, Superman, and grilled cheese with your entire heart is actually a pretty awesome life

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@notbermie That cat looks like it's retarded

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@lilIngramtheIII A little I would imagine

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@AddicusSapp Systematically created and applied predictive models for determining key demographics based on limited external evidence with 100% success rate

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@RichardCranny69 Wordle 1,811 4/6

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Good shit Rich

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@hazardpounder Idk man

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Your honor in my defense an Indian guy cut me off in the highway this morning so all of my actions are excusable

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@g01den_Grl I just assumed honestly👍

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@sexaddictsander

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Floyd's Top 10 Future songs OAT

0. Codeine Crazy

1. Low Life
2. March Madness
3. Turn On The Lights
4. Thought It Was A Drought
5. Solo
6. Hallucinating
7. Too Comfortable
8. T-Shirt
9. Fly Shit Only
10. Hard Work Pays Off

HM's: Mo Reala, News Or Something, 56 Nights, Monster

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@Missynotasissy I fw this one, I wish every woman was like you Presley

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@raydavisIIII Canadian goose because they're pretty badass but fox would be extremely close second

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@Chipmcqueen47

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

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@bobbymo24 Are they good

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@boobfan69420 No better reason

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@hazardpounder What really even is a pelican if you think about it

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@bigpaulchum Yeah, myself when people read my tweets out loud

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@MedicatedSleaze @WayeDropTheD Niggas complaining about too much of a good thing

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