LazyAssPrince 💉🔬🖌🖋🖍

Nil Illegitimi Carborundum | RMT | MLS | April's qt

[LazyAssPrince 💉🔬🖌🖋🖍 @Makwelllll]

memento mori, sed noli obliviscaris, memento vivere plenissime.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Chilean photographer Juan Alonso Guti��rrez captures the blood-red eyes of a white-tufted grebe

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Joel Embiid in January

[Hash n Hoops @HashnHoops]

@ShamsCharania Tim Connelly completing the most toxic roster of all time

[ESPN @espn]

Alex Eala beat the No. 1, No. 2 and No. 3 seeded players at the DC Open to take home her first-ever hardcourt title 🤯

Unbelievable run.

[MLB @MLB]

It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Temu Jordan Clarkson and OG Anunoby visited the Philippines! 😂

[k⚡️ @juju_jhow]

MGA GANTONG HUMOR AT KATARANTADUHAN TALAGA AKO NATATAWA EH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA TANGINA 😭😭😭😭

[eli @lvxeli]

grabeng plot twist naman ‘to

[jei @cupofjeii]

🧑🏻‍🏫: what's the first word that comes to your mind when we say communication
🧑🏻: gcash
🧑🏻‍🏫: why?
🧑🏻: kasi sender and receiver po mam

[mav @marlbluero_]

sotanghon - ginawa sa glass noodles
bihon - ginawa sa rice flour
misua - ginawa sa wheat floor
miss u - ginawa ko naman lahat?

[ً @aiaheic]

hala gagi, balut?

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

What a busy restaurant

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

We need more people using silly little photoshops like this instead of using ai

[satsuma enjoyer @alladynoss]

@Dexerto This fucking cropped notification man, I got scared for a moment 😧

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

A dog failed his service dog exam, and was later seen at a train station carrying the reason why.

People at the station couldn’t stop staring when the dog walked onto the train with a stuffed elephant held proudly in his mouth.

At first, everyone thought it was part of his training.
But his owner started laughing and explained the truth.

The dog had been training to become a service dog, but during one of his final tests, he kept getting distracted by an elephant plushie nearby. Instead of staying focused, he tried to steal it like it was the only thing in the room that mattered.

That was the moment he failed.

But his owner said he couldn’t be mad. The dog had tried his best, and even if he wasn’t meant to be a service dog, he was still loyal, gentle, and full of love.

So before they left, he bought him the elephant toy.

That night, the dog didn’t pass the exam, but he still went home with the person who chose him anyway.

[LazyAssPrince 💉🔬🖌🖋🖍 @Makwelllll]

Stay calm. Stay collected. Like you've always done so. Keep your head off of things. Don't let your threshold fill up. Don't burst. Stay calm.

[trish🤘🏽 @trishyuuh]

[[STORYTIME]]

Everytime I was taking a Grab around the Philippines, I would always tip both on the app and in cash. But there was this one ride I don’t think I’ll ever forget.

The driver asked me if I was in a hurry because he needed to stop and fuel up first. I told him to take his time and not to worry. When we got to the station, I remember watching him count his notes and coins carefully, figuring out how much fuel he could afford for the day. He mentioned how expensive fuel has gotten now. I understood because it’s the same in AUS, but seeing him count everything right in front of me, may kirot talaga sa heart.

While we were waiting for the attendant to ask how much he wanted to fuel up, I reached over and handed him some money. He immediately told me my Grab was already paid by card and that it was okay, but I told him to take it anyway, that it was my tip or little help for the day.

I still remember the look on his face. He couldn’t believe it. He kept thanking me and said something like, “May panimula na ako agad sa araw ko.”

And after we fueled up, he told me that before he accepted my booking, his wife had just messaged him saying his name wasn’t included in some assistance list they were hoping for. You could really feel the weight he was carrying that day.

Honestly, the joy and relief it gave him stayed with me. Sometimes the smallest acts really do mean the most to someone carrying burdens we don’t fully see.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

He waited for the right moment.

[@pauloinmanila and 99 others @pauloMDtweets]

For me lang, sana nag pagaling nalang muna si Ate Gay bago sumali sa Frat. 😭😄🤭