Char**dust (she/her)

Continuously integrating bread in captivity. Mom of neuro-divergent kids. Useful tech and social justice for all. Vaccinated AF. Opinions are belong to me.

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@leasch15 @QAlmulihi @EM_RESUS Same. And they treat you like an antibiotic addict if you don’t wait until the infection is terrible. Extra fun when you regularly get infections without a fever.

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@WholesomeMeme Kit Bull

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@cmclymer Amazing person! I’m compelled to add another amazing person to this thread because I’m too lazy to create a new one. A ballerina, a doctor, and an astronaut walk into a bar on the Starship Enterprise. Also the same person.

https://t.co/Yvak1uUTj6

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@SpaceJohnathan @CloudxRaven @Very__Regular I bring lavender and lemongrass spray to every hotel. Spray on and around the bed, and on any seating areas. Also my luggage. This is the one thing I am super paranoid about.

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@scttfrnks Archipelago. My sister in law loves sending me pictures of arch-shaped Legos and tell me to march up a Lego.

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@SomaKazima Just because you pelican doesn’t mean you pelishould.

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@SomaKazima If we want to try the costume we can go fork ourselves

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@JamieLSaunders @fklein907 A friend of mine makes a watermelon “cake” for her son’s bday with cool whip frosting and sprinkles. Maybe still too cake-like but it’s delicious and better than cake.

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@dog_rates @Burn_This_App Best name ever for a compassionate dog boutique

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@thequeengeek Also we call it Chameleon Eyes and think of it as an enhancement not a bug.

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@thequeengeek My son has this. For him specifically it made it really difficult to learn to read and we did some Vision Therapy to help him control it. I don’t know if that’s a widely available thing but we all benefited from it.

[Angie Jones @techgirl1908]

It's rare that I see Accessibility opportunities these days. Sharing 2 remote openings for roles with W3C

Please RT. It's hard out here 🙏🏾❤️

Accessibility Content Specialist
https://t.co/RYMS7BpBL4

Web Technical Specialist
https://t.co/Ud3IU7Gw52

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@LaComtesseJamie I live extremely inland. My children’s’ fruit is watermelon. I accidentally grew one once and was SO excited. Until we tried to eat it.

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@dog_rates @15outof10 Whoever adopts Macarena needs to recall train using ONLY “Heeeeey Macarena.”

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@ThaddeusTheWise @rebel19 @Ryan_Ken_Acts If you want us all to get along maybe don’t “nah” Black people’s lived experience.

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@jjaylynny @jtrebach We took our days-old baby to the ER with black and purple marks all over his legs. The nurse helpfully pointed out the giant black ears on the Mickey Mouse diaper and wiped his “bruises” right off.

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@MichelleGlauser @IanColdwater Keep your skills sharp/relevant is good advice but if you do it anticipating a job you may get resentful. Work on things you enjoy.
Look at disciplines around software and learn broadly. QE/SDET, SRE, SecOps. Your next job may not be feature dev. And that might be better.

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@sbwalker What they are trying to say is “oh you don’t like our schedule? You could always buy the airline and figure it out your goddamn self.”

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@simoncholland Put two in. Give them little toothpick swords. Watch them battle.

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@sevenseasofshy @dog_rates @VeganGunStuff A 10/10 Split Sploot.