~Laina~

Titties flat. Great personality.

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

I swear no matter how hard some people try to make themselves look better you can’t fucking polish a turd.

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Stressed. Why am I always stressed?

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

I always forget to check my Venmo and cash app and every time I do I have like $120 in there. Nice little treat 🤗😅

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Twitter used to be funny and ruthless and now it fucking sucks.

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Just an fyi Cake dry shampoo sucks complete ass

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Does anyone else’s cat have to sit on their lap every time they use the bathroom or is mine broken?

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

I know I’ve officially reached full adulthood because all I’ve thought about all week is needing to clean my gutters 😅

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

First thing in the morning my stomach looks perfect but the moment I eat or drink anything it’s like 🤰🏻

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Left my dog outside by herself for the friar time today… let’s hope I don’t come home to an empty lead wire 😅

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Yeah soooo last summers short definitely don’t fit 😅

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

@mythicalmayhem_ The one in Dickson is trash and I ain’t working further away 🤷🏻‍♀️

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

I wish I worked at a place where it was easier to call out. Having to work when you feel like shit is so fun 🤗

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Somebody take my dog. Please.

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

My brain really do be playing mean tricks on me 🥴

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

Anybody wanna go to the renaissance festival with me this year???

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

It’s March and I still have Christmas lights on my house 😅

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

I now understand why Spirit is so cheap. There ain’t no fuckin room on this plane. Never again.

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

This bitch at the airport won’t quit staring at me like I know I’m gorgeous but damn lady

[~Laina~ @MalainaKate]

This time tomorrow I will be on my way to Vegas! 🤗