Michelle Dee

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Jawbreaker isn’t a food 🙄 #connections

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Oh look at that. It changed again to our original gate. And we were supposed to start boarding 20 minutes ago.

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Nassau airport is the most chaotic, least organized airport I’ve ever been to…. And now with 15 minutes before boarding, they announce that our gate has changed

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

We’re in the Bahamas on our honeymoon and all I can think about is @carlyaquiIino from Girl Code making fun of people who talk about how blue the water is.. because that’s me now 😂

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

But don’t worry, ⁦@Google⁩, I’m still getting the emails that you blocked my account, even if you won’t let me check the activity to confirm that it’s me 🙄

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Switched from Android to iPhone. Traded in old phone and it was reset to factory default. Lost access to all my @Google accounts because I no longer have the phone to verify the code, and now the Mac I’ve been using for 11 years isn’t recognizing my Google account either 🤬 wtf

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Absolutely ridiculous that the @Chase app is not supported on certain devices now. We can't just use an older version?

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Wowww, just noticed that @hbomax removed Harry Potter 🙄 what a way to honor Robbie Coltrane

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

We had everything finalized for our honeymoon and @AmericanAir decided to cancel our flight there, and then add a stop to our flight home.... 4 hour flights should not have layovers. Now we're back at square one

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Shoutout to the guy in the white sports car who kept slamming on his accelerator and fishtailing everywhere because he doesn't know how to drive in the rain 🙃

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

I got: You Won: $500,000 Hunger Games-Themed Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Quiz https://t.co/oJMNQKUweq

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Do people in Chicago not know how stop signs work? The guy in front of you just turned right.... now I get to go straight. Don't speed up and cut me off 🙄

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

IMDb TV is free because they have 8,000 ads every 5 minutes

[mallison ick @allison_mick]

as an empath, i feel for hbomax bc i too am full of great content and bad at delivering it

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Shoutout to the taxi driver who honked at me 0.02 seconds after we got the green arrow 🙄

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Aaaandd we're back. My final #Comed bill is $1.14. But the minimum online payment is $5, and you can't pay more than it says on the bill. You can go to a "convenience location" to pay the bill, but it's a $2 "convenience fee." .....who designed this backwards system?!

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

*cuckoo clock goes off at 8:07*
Mom: "he's WAY behind"
#momquotes

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

Thank you for telling me that you're only going as far as the next stop AFTER I've already paid for the bus ride 🙄🙄

[Michelle Dee @Malbec723]

@magill_nathan @Pocket_Camp Largest app in my phone by far.