Mal

Arys Oakheart’s biggest fan, Asoiaf twt enjoyer, Consistently on shade of the evening

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@Mayham_H Syrax is Rhaenyra’s pet goose she caught out of the pond as a kid

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@zaryaismywife George could've made Doran's wheelchair the POV and all of the chapters would remain the same

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@quinnthegm Your Honor: I declare it doomed yaoi

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@FantasyHavenYT They weren’t murdered, Ser Luthors insides just *did* that

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@alicented Arya POV in Bravos be like:

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@zaryaismywife Davisandre would be a great ship were it not for the fact that Davos is unshippable with everyone save Stannis and his wife. Enemies to lovers but it’s forbidden because he’s too damn perfect

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@rogue_om But what if it what Jaime Lannister instead?

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@snowstormie82 Satin can fit in between them, he’s small he’ll fit on the ship I swear

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@maidenfawn A bum yes, but at least he lost the hand he used to scratch it

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@zaryaismywife The squid can’t ink anymore :(

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@quinnthegm They made Tyland too goofy, he had too much swagger, of course he survived getting impaled on an ocean rock

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@quinnthegm If I had a nickel for every time a Lannister fell into river deep water while wearing full plate and survived, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but…

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@T0JISTINDER @nedcats He’s just a big horsegirl who had half his face burnt off. Sandor prioritizes 3 things in the books: that horse, girl-time with the Starks, and wine, the whole ‘wanting to kill his brother’ bit takes a backseat after Ned and Cat die

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@zaryaismywife She wants the cookie

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@soyakais It’s Davos time

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@knightsofcain And it’s not even the end of the book yet

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@nedstcnnis Sansa would also clock if Satin is one of Robert's bastards or not, she'd get a kick out of Ned and Robert's bromance reoccurring between Jon and Satin

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@pclaffeycentral The 10 year-old is bald though so he's really 37