Malcolm Stewart

It is not he or she or them or it that you belong to.

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

@vinylwilliams Excuse me but have you ever heard Greta van fleet play in odd meter cuz i havent 🤷‍♂️

They more like a shittier Aerosmith

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

everyone I've ever met who unironically referred to themselves as "straight edge" could really benefit from using some drugs

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

@xlostcontrol There's oak trees all over the bay, and all of California for that matter, did you just notice they exist or something lmao

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

I stopped going grocery shopping with my dad sometime around 2005 when he once used his leatherman multitool in the produce section to hack the stems of brocolli because he "wasn't going to get ripped off like that"

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

@rudeboy2023 Oh garsh

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

did anyone else refer to a Capri Sun as a "juice bag" when they were a child?

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

Just saw a dude with a sousaphone and a 40 oz walking down El Camino blvd

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

@GrandMaster3MC every dude with a Dx7:
triggered

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

Please extinguish your american spirit before you begin to tell me how much better you feel now that you don't eat animal products

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

I've eaten at In-N-Out over two dozen times in the last month. Plz help- I need an intervention before I get colon cancer

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

yer not from the delta if ya never almost been blown off the levee by a tomato truck. and after all I always wanted del monte to pay for my funeral

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

my sister used to eat whipped cream rolled up in a corn tortilla. She doesn't do that anymore but she's still fucking weird #nationalsiblingday #shittycanoli

[JAMES FERRARO @LIL_ICEBUNNY]

you're born and you inherit this body you had no hand in shaping. an ancient biomechanoid sculpted by endless cycles of darwinian warfare.

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

.@vicfirth what the heck are you guys putting on these things?!

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

why is everyone at the 19th st Safeway so gorgeous? stay good lookin Sacramento

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

I live in an antique houseboat, which is on land and no longer floating. Does that make it a houseboat, a boat house, or just a house?

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

🍍🍍🍍Proud Pineapple Farmer 🍍🍍🍍

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

Yeah, I remember the 21st night of September cuz some dick stole all my pot plants that night

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

@captcoooper i hear they make pretty good snowmobiles

[Malcolm Stewart @MalcolmStewart]

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