Malcolm Pitcher

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

#capitolonetowatch #indigovelvet just listened to these guys, don't know why I never gave them a try sooner!

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

@WynnRoss aye mate I'll leave Monday but think it's an overnight train I get. What's your Aus number so I can iMessage you from my iPad?

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

@WynnRoss phone is fucked! Hope u see this before you book flights but I'll meet u in Melbourne easier to get to for me that cool with you?

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

Left my keys in a customers car so my kind work have given me this absolute belter to cruise the night… http://t.co/LrXfFn1Meo

[Fact @Fact]

If Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?

[Claire Chalmers @clairechalmers]

here what actually happened to speedy joe?

[Fact @Fact]

A group of kangaroos is called a mob.

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

@Vardy_46 haha belter mate never met anyone who has had a tash for that long! i can remember that from young times lolol

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

@Vardy_46 is tht your auld man mate? If so glad to see hes still rocking that tash

[Fact @Fact]

After Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV Awards, Comedy Central replayed South Park's 'Fishsticks' episode for 2 hours.

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Full Metal Jacket, a film that was 5 up at half time then lost on penalties. Some fine patter from the sergeant though..

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

@jamietomkinson1 aw needs to happen like can you bet on shit like that?

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

One of the one direction gays has joined a football team. Might start watching football just to see him get snapped #praying

[Zane Lowe @zanelowe]

On @BBCR1 in 15 minutes with guests @HAIMtheband and @chaseandstatus plus a fresh Next Hype from @georgefitzmusic

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

“@Fact: Scientists found that LSD cures alcohol addictions.” It turns out im a bit of an alcholic need a prescription

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

@kelseeywatt yeah felt like pushing you over nippy cunt

[Malcolm Pitcher @Malcy93]

@kelseeywatt i rememba you annoyed me the majority of fatboy slim