Malorie di Angelo

You are beautiful

I stream minecraft

[Malorie di Angelo @MaldiAngelo]

I found a kitten and have never been more in love

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Company greed is the reason why

[Malorie di Angelo @MaldiAngelo]

@cowboylikeivi_ Maine

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

kinda think horror movies serve the same emotional function for humanity as the Greek tragedy once did: catharsis. same goes for film noir. you get to feel some bad feelings for a couple hours, and then you exorcise them.

[🕯️ Grimmi 🕯️ @GrimmiVT]

I would give anything for it to be this

[Malorie di Angelo @MaldiAngelo]

@f4ir3yd0llz Girl you are HOT like a BARBIE

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

pursuing a masters degree is like thinking the stripper loves you

[sophia•of•the•Crows🐦‍⬛ @DSEDunn]

So. If you are in ANY emergency situation — let’s say you park in your driveway, & only as you begin taking your groceries from the car, you see movement in your home that is supposed to be empty. And a broken window. You cannot drive away to somewhere safer to get help. Your car refuses.

You are at a traffic light. Suddenly someone is trying to get into your car (this has happened to me). You have a split second to accelerate & leave him in the dust. Your car shuts down power.

The school calls. Your daughter has fainted. You cannot drive to the school to pick her up because your car notices your eyes are wide & you’re breathing fast.

Your car now controls whether you live or die in an emergency situation. And those controls cannot be overridden.

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

No matter where you stand politically, I think we can all come together and agree that putting spyware in our cars that watches what we do and can decide whether we’re even allowed to drive is a direct violation of our 4th amendment right and absolute tyranny.

[M @nocturama_]

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

[Malorie di Angelo @MaldiAngelo]

Hot girls stuck in the backrooms!! https://t.co/JTXWu5SXQd

[moderate risk mads 🌪️ @dubsinfive]

perhaps this is why i lack friends

[fish marriage @corviiid]

going to work stressed about what the miis are getting up to without me. i don't trust them to be out unsupervised. they're gonna fuck up all their relationships if im not in there playing god

[Malorie di Angelo @MaldiAngelo]

It's like crack

[bONGO 2000 👑 @perplexexpress]

this image i made just ages better and better the more i play the game

[Malorie di Angelo @MaldiAngelo]

@f4ir3yd0llz LETS GOOOOOO

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

So you’re telling me that the Moon’s many craters are from billions of years protecting Earth by pulling space rocks into her orbit. The moon who is depicted as a woman in countless cultures and timelines? You’re saying her craters and stretch marks are evidence of care? Has someone informed the poets about this?

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[Pintle @pintleinjector]

This is pretty much why it makes sense to 10x NASAs budget ngl

[Malorie di Angelo @MaldiAngelo]

Me when my bestie shows interest in my interests but im trying to be cool abt it

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

it’s always “are you autistic” and never “thanks for sharing your cool tornado facts with me even though I didn’t ask”