𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody)

𝙈𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙨 𝙪𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙧𝙪𝙜? — § Parody • #BloodyRapture • 21+ • MDNI §

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙣
𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙞

— 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦.

x Fandomless OC

x Cat Burglar, Aspiring Crime Boss, Rat Silencer

x TW: Very Dark & NSFW At Times

— Penned in #Bloody Ink

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

……

Why is he the way that he is? She turns her back for five minutes — Ay dios mío. She’s afraid to see the damage.

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

So no one tell @MaledictusSaint...

But there is a 99.9% chance that I...

Blew up the Santo Iluso sign...

[Wednesday Addams @AmatrixMortis]

— 𝘚𝘪𝘤 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘴���𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘶𝘯𝘤.

x An Adult AU of Wednesday Addams
x Admired by Death himself
x A #BloodyRapture Ship
x TW: Dead Dove / Blood, Death, and So on -
x MDNI - 21+ - Role Play

𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧��

[ᴀᴅᴅɪꜱᴏɴ ʜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀʀᴏᴡ @HarrowingDepth]

— 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.

× Mortician and proud.
× A splice of #VintageRapture.
×A #BloodyRapture ship.
× Fragile and not at the same time.

[𝘍𝘢𝘸𝘯 '𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦' 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 — @Tragaholic]

— 𝘔𝘢𝘮𝘢'𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.
𝘋𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺'𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.

x Youngest Trager
x An AU Portrayal
x 12 Steps High
x TW: Dead Dove

𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤 h

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

3 years ago this account was Originally @InfernalAfreet and the start of her and @AmbizioneLuck's adventures.

Cheers. 🥂

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣:

It's a chilly New Year’s Eve in Gotham City, and the streets are bustling with a mix of celebration and unease. A massive, ornate clock tower looms over the festivities in Gotham Square, counting down to midnight....

LIKE TO JOIN!

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

https://t.co/6ux0uXxn24 Out here making me emotional, Cro. 🥹🩵

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

Th-that is not what that would mean! {Shoving away from him in the water with a huff, I pouted.}

Ya ruined my rug, Idioto. I want an apology.

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

It was red? Oh shit... well it'll still probably look good... maybe. Hell itll be unique probably mean it's even more expensive and shit...

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

....... {She may actually die. Or kill him. If that was a possibility.}

Vinny... I need ya to give it to me real slow. Did you put. My red wine colored, hard knotted, *genuine* persian rug. That cost Sixty thousand and Five hundred dollars.... In a BLEACH bath?

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

What's wrong?! Calm your fucking tits! I was gonna air dry it...

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

Taking applications for a more competent co-boss....

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

{Spluttering.}

YOU PUT MY 60,000 DOLLAR RUG IN A MACHINE?!!?!

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

(Points toward the washing machine then goes back to scrolling on my phone.)

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

..... Where the fuck-

Where is my rug?! 🥹

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

Just chilling...

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

Cue the splashing as they smacked into the water of the pool without her letting go of him for even a second.

When they emerged above the water again she was glaring at him. "Next time you fuck with my rug... I'm going to miss the water."

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

(Now it's his turn to incoherently scream. All while making sure she's positioned in a way that she doesn't get hurt.)

CARMEN!!! WHY!?!

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

{She'll just be tackling him off the balcony towards that god awful neon backlit pool.}

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

(Humming...)

.....

..........

Oh huh? I'm sorry were you saying something...?

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

{Incoherent squealing.}

You can't put a -

Did you take too many falls to the head? The dishwasher would break and ruin it.

You don't put a PERSIAN rug in the dishwasher!

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

(He'll be attempting to catch the headphones before they fall into the neon light ridden pool. Yes... he stole a mansion from the Idols...)

Hey! Do I look like I know how to clean a rug?! Actually... wait I can just put it in the dishwasher. Nevermind.

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

{Neenah was the one who snitched with a quick "No he wasn't."

So she'll just be flinging the headphones at him.}
Get off your ass and clean my damn rug, before I mop it with you.

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

I didn't get mud on it! I wasn't even muddy! I was *working* all day!

(No he wasn't... lets just hope Kev, Neenah and Eli don't snitch on him...)

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

{Oh no he doesn't. She'll just be snatching those ear buds.}

Vincent. Amante. Kevin, Eli, and Neenah can manage not to get mud on my rug. How come YOU can't?

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

Followed the... there is now mud! I washed it off be...

Er..

I don't know what you mean. (Now he's jerking his head away and putting his ear buds back in.)

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

I followed the fuckin' mud!

Why is there MUD on my BRAND NEW RUG, Amante?

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

(Oh look, he's actually flinching and rubbing the back of his head...)

OW!? WHAT!?

I was enjoying that song.... how did you even find me? This is my safe space away from your goodie two shoesness...

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

{Casually walking over to smack him on the back of his head.}

EARTH TO VINCENT!

[— 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒 (Parody) @SaintAmante]

(Has earpods in and cannot hear a single thing she's saying...)

WOP WOP. DATS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE.

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪 — (Parody) @MaledictusSaint]

Queenie has relocated ⤵

[𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 — @VerbotenQueen]

— 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦 '𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵' 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 —

x Sister to @BeoirAgusToitin
x Short Fused
x #BloodyRapture Ship
x Discord Based
x From The Mind of #VintageRapture

— 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤 h