Maleficent's Diary

What Maleficent Really Thinks #Parody

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RUMPLE HAS A SMALL PENIS

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#Entry17

Rumple wont have sex with me because his penis is small

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#Entry16

Rumple is stubborn, i know he wants me

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#Entry16

Snow is so unattractive i become unhorny

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#entry15

Imma gonna do it, watch out Rumple

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#Entry14

If i put my hands down Rumples pants, will he get hard?

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#Entry13

I mat think Swan woman is attractive, bt she killed me so imma gonna kill her brother

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#Entry12

I would make a great model

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#Entry10

Tell ya whos good in bed

ME

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*owner slowly locks diary*

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#Entry9

That Swan woman is kinda attractive

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#Entry8

I should see if Rumple is an good

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#Entry7

I wonder if anyones likes me. . . pfft nahh

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#Entry6

I wonder is Rumple is good in bed. . .

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#Entry5

I should stop doing typos

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#Entry4

I would makeba fabulous dark one

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#Entry3

So, i had this friend, whis fiance slapped me. . .

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#Entry2

Why does this have to happen to me? I love three peollew, but who do i choose? I really need help about now

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#Entry1

Why dies every me treat mlike evik? All i wanted was my daughter back