The White Male Lizzo

Senior dev @twitter. Opinions are not my own and are entirely reflective of my employer @twitter. ex @meta. non-ethically monogamous. ethnically non-monotonous.

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I got banned because I'm white

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@CNN Damn, they were almost sinful 😂

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@thamosdeaf Oh, your take makes sense now 😂👌🤣👍💯💯‼️‼️

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@thamosdeaf Zip it

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@DiscussingFilm Oh hell naw they pissed af this shit flopped 😂👌

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@not_a_heather Don't be a hater

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They be making twitter worse every day 😂👌

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@christinebarnum Nothing because I suck!

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@lizzo I'm real rooted in the ground. I'm a tree!

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@catturd2 In my basement

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Aphex Twin? No thanks. I'll stick to Apex Legends.

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@SereeniR @natalifiallo @DigAssetMentor @NTavakoly @alex_yourdad @mojtaba584 I'm gonna suck my own penis until it fills my mouth with hot, sticky liquid!

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@Rap North West? Thats a direction!

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@catturd2 Awesome!

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@willystaley Me watching a movie for babies:
Why is the dialogue so cringe and reddit-pilled 🤢

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@clairoprop @Rap Bro posted an elf and you tryna cap 🤣

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@DiscussingFilm So was I but nobody cares about my opinion I guess!

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@HideYoApes

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@HerdMendacity @honestsportz @benshapiro Zip it buddy

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@beaverstails @WallStreetSilv What did you think happened to them

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@FoxNews They juiced him up. He is fully functioning now