anna may

yes, i am a mouse potato…… computer nerd…….. otaku…………… and this is where it happen

[anna may @MaleMilf]

when a guy is straight has a girlfriend and is clearly not interested in me

[anna may @MaleMilf]

been into getting high and chewing gum while going on walks lately

[anna may @MaleMilf]

taking a page from my buildings super by just saying “ok no problem” to whatever dumb shit my boss asks me to do knowing I will absolutely not be doing that. don’t ask me to promote our croissants idgaf

[anna may @MaleMilf]

it’s so funny how anti immigrant my dad is about the “bad” immigrants when he’s not even a citizen and he’s gotten ~6-7 duis like bro that’s u 😭

[Mayor Of Detroit @lord240p]

Both of these people would give me $300 a gram

[anna may @MaleMilf]

@ValkyrieLadyK @chikkinnugget @bodhisappho @jessicobra omg we found the first trans fem terf

[anna may @MaleMilf]

looking disapprovingly at the coffee spill next to me on the subway while holding my own cup of coffee so strangers won’t think it’s my spill

[anna may @MaleMilf]

DRIBBLE he was dribbling god I was searching for that word on google for 10 mins

[anna may @MaleMilf]

just watched an old man kick a soccer ball back and forth on the sidewalk and then walk into the liquor store #king

[anna may @MaleMilf]

like when ppl give me shit and I try to fight back it always ends up with me getting clocked and then I don’t even get time to be angry about the first thing

[anna may @MaleMilf]

GOD i coughed into my arm leaving the station and the guy in front of me turned around, pulled his mask down and coughed hard as fuck in my face and when i started cussing at him he was like “oHh I thought you were a girl but you have a mustache” whys this shit always happen 2 me

[anna may @MaleMilf]

me when homeless ppl tell me they voted for trump

[Xeo ¯³ @xe0_xeo]

Yoshitaka Amano

[anna may @MaleMilf]

it should be illegal to talk wall street jargon for the whole train to hear during the rush hour train ride home

[anna may @MaleMilf]

me refusing to look and pretending not to hear a customer say “i feel u man” bc I groaned while stretching like shut the fuck up

[anna may @MaleMilf]

which came first the fag or the hag

[anna may @MaleMilf]

@reveenrose cat thief nami at it again..

[anna may @MaleMilf]

won my case with unemployment bc one of my former jobs tried to come after my ass over 50 dollars that i filed a grand total of one time