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[malfo @Malfo__]

The cow

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously

This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years

[Big Yobba Snake @BigYobbaSnake]

Хочу снять ситком… про Гитлера в 1913 году, которого постоянно пытаются убить путешественники во времени, а он не понимает, что за дичь творится.

А потом он обнаруживает, что большинство нападавших евреи, и в его голове возникает план...

[malfo @Malfo__]

Idk who I am anymore. I hope that means im growing

[René @schizohustler]

accidentally made eye contact with a homeless guy so i said “hey how’s it going” and he said “not too good nigga”

[malfo @Malfo__]

@QuetzalPhoenix Arson

[oBasim 🧠 @oBasiiiiiim]

you will own everything and you will be happy

[Killed by Google @killedbygoogle]

Never use “Sign In with Google.”

[hayden @haydendevs]

you will own everything and be happy

[malfo @Malfo__]

@liliisntit Then stop complaining if you don't wanna change. You're clearly right where you wanna be. Some people are just born to be loser bums. Its okay

[malfo @Malfo__]

@Gracetwtx START MAKING MOVES THEN TF? ONE STEP AT A TIME NIGGA. STOP ROMANTICIZING AND NORMALIZING IT!!! 🗣🗣🗣

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

October 7 was an inside job

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

My “Please Be Patient: Drunk Driver” bumper sticker is causing a lot of issues and not of the humorous variety like I’d hoped

[Lucid Logics @LOG1CS]

yall dont realise how revolutionary this shit could be

[a @wockadri]

actually nvm i cant kms id prolly get fomo

[moonreeds 🌙 @verydrearydays]

i wonder at what point in my life did i develop a deep sense of shame over simply asking people if they wanted to do something with me

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Everybody has to know about this. Do not let them bury it

[Riċ @ricblurs]

due to personal reasons i need more money

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[lilium🦄 @pukeirl]

imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives.