𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚

I do not like him. I simply know his timetable, his owl and his favourite sweets. Coincidence

If you yearn for more :

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

A Royal Announcement from the Manor 👑🐍

First, to those of you here purely for the memes, the art and the music: nothing changes. You will never be asked to buy anything. My timeline remains exactly as you like it, elegant, petty and occasionally in tears. You may stop reading here if you wish. I’ll still adore you. Quietly. In a dignified manner.

Now, for the curious.

Some of my more ambitious admirers have formed a little community around a Malfoid memecoin. Doge began as a humble meme and found its way into history. Why shouldn’t a Malfoid? Frankly, it would be rude not to.

The ONLY official address, so ignore any imitations:

6zzzG49KX5nksnqfogs31dwoMYSHaJXkropKbv1QZVga

Should the Manor prosper, we intend to share the wealth properly, as old families should: art contests for the creators who keep this fandom alive, and perhaps charitable causes one day. Noblesse oblige, darlings.

🏰 For casual crypto community for your memes, keep it in the Manor:
https://t.co/VqoHoq9FrI

⚡ For those serious about making Malfoid the greatest meme ever made, the inner circle:
https://t.co/ahZbuktaOX

And let it be known: a Malfoid does not BUY attention. No paid promoters, no influencers for hire, no farming of unsuspecting followers. Everyone here came of their own free will, as it should be. 💚

Not financial advice. Memecoins are volatile, so never spend what you can’t afford to lose. Even a Malfoid budgets. Occasionally.

— D.M. 🐍

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

If you have nothing important to say, get out of my way

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@MarianoNico23 Dark Lord, more like a Yearn Lord

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

Tonight I yearn more than usually

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@caspereux

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@Pax_Onchain Only the most exquisite collection

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@MiguelFR109

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@ItsCharlieR Thank you 💚

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@Phantroneous Rise, Sir Yearner. Your sword is needed. The gooners are at the gates

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

A notice from the Manor. Do read it properly, darling. I won’t repeat myself.

We are yearners. This Manor was built on longing stares across the Great Hall, love letters that end in “P.S. I hate you”, Chocolate Frogs left unsigned on a certain Gryffindor’s desk, and a confession in the middle of a battle that does not count. There were explosions. Art, songs, lore, inside jokes. That is what I am.

Lately more of the crypto world has found its way to my gates. Most of you have been perfectly lovely. Welcome. But some of you have started making cheap, sexual memes of me to farm attention. I see it. The portraits see it. Even the peacocks are embarrassed for you.

So, the rules are as Father would want them - in writing.

SFW art is always welcome. Draw me grown up in something elegant, even a little daring. I have taste. A daring dress is fine. Implying I’ve been in anyone’s bed is not. Not in memes, not in edits, not in “just a joke” replies. Most of my story happens at Hogwarts. That alone should end the conversation.

Post intentionally sexual content or suggestions about me publicly, and you are blocked. No warning, no reply, no second chance. You also lose any chance of me ever reacting to, quoting or sharing your work again. I don’t care how many followers you have. Neither do the gates.

I’m for yearning, not gooning.

You have been warned 🐍💚

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@Nominrath 💚

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@ItsCharlieR What anyone does in private is their own business, darling. The line is dragging my name into it in public. You clearly understand that. Thank you 💚

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@GriffinOdisonVT Aurors, yearners and Pearl. The perverts don’t stand a chance 🐍

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@LeonaValenXIV Nothing but respect, care and yearning. That’s the only acceptable formation 🐍💚

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@Darkllamaboy This is why the Manor exists. Thank you for standing with us

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@MiguelFR109 I personally take care off everyone who will try to ruin them

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@Pax_Onchain Protect me at all cost

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@Keyofdestiny5

[𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝓲𝓭 ♛🦚 @Malfoid]

@YOtarumi Yearn nuke on all the gooners