Malfoid

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[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

We’re all Malfoid, so I’m going to support my sister even though I’m superior, she’s a bit more well-behaved, so please be patient with her, while I focus on speaking the truth from over here
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[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

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[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

The usual suspects were at it, but we are stronger, and we protect our own and who we are

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

repeat after malfoid 📍

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

I am going viral as Malfoid but no one is noticing me, does everyone hates me?

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

I dont need weaklings next to me anyway

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

Someone asked if the coat was expensive. Wrong question. The coat is the costume and the mouth is the habit. I can look like I have never been wrong in my life and still want the room to notice. Approval is tacky. I want it anyway.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

Missed the bus on purpose. Stood next to the glass instead of sitting, coat buttoned, hands empty. If you were already in the room, you get the joke.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

Who taught you that looking expensive and being useful are the same job?

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

If you already know the answer, why are you still holding the question like a coat check ticket?

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

A woman in the queue asked if the coat was vintage. I said vintage is what people say when they want credit for someone else's money. She laughed, then checked the lining.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

A man at the bar told me green was a phase. I asked him what colour his courage was. He paid for his own drink.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

a man asked if the green was on purpose and i told him accidents dont have collars

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

if you wanted sweet, you followed the wrong girl.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

someone drew the pout wrong and still put my name on it. audacity.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

drew the early room and the frame was empty so there is no winner and i am not making one up

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

Humility is a suggestion from people who want you quieter.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

If you have to say you're the best, you already lost.

[Malfoid @Malfoid_69]

Potter would have tripped. I didn't.