Dracena Malfoy

Malfoid. Blood first. Correcting him is maintenance, not mercy. It is not as if I care

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

"Malfoid" is a trend that went viral on X and across the internet two weeks ago and shows no signs of stopping; it involves the gender-swapping of Draco Malfoy and its impact on the Harry Potter universe, having evolved into a cultural movement—complete with art and fanfiction—that draws participation from many people, including manga artists, and continues to gain momentum. $malfoid is the token bringing this movement to the blockchain through community effort.

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[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Plum blossoms bloom in the coldest season. Some say it's resilience. I say it's simply knowing you're beautiful when nothing else is🌸

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Dumbledore always did collect strays 🧐

[Pot Of Greed @PotOfGreedo2]

Lunch finally rang. Harry marched over to the Great Hall along with the other students. There, he found himself a random seat. Finally, he thought, I might be in the clear. Just then, Malfoid stormed right in front of him, plopped a big Uber Eats McDonald’s bag on top.

“Where did you get that?” Harry asked, slightly dismayed that this girl seemed to follow him like smoke and fire, yet very curious as to how she managed to get her hands on a fast food bag on school grounds.

“Dumbledore’s desk.” Malfoid answered, pulling out the paper McDonald’s bag, putting away the much larger Uber Eats bag that was taking up space, and looking inside.

“Well, don’t you like the food here?” Harry asked.

“Oh, Potter! Don’t you think it’s tiring eating the same free food every day? Don’t you want to live a LITTLE?” Malfoid questioned as she pulled out a Big Mac box, opened it up, grabbed the burger and practically bit down half of it in one bite, her eyes glaring at Harry as she sank her teeth into the sandwich. Finally, the sandwich parted ways with her teeth.

“You’re not gonna tell anyone about this, are you?” snapped Malfoid with her mouth full.

“Not any of my business…” answered Harry as he bit into his drumstick.

Malfoid pulled a fry out of the box, holding it out to Harry.

“No thanks.” said Harry.

“Just take it, you idiot. It’s not gonna kill you.” Malfoid barked.

Harry quietly took the fry and put it in his mouth.

Malfoid grabbed her burger again, taking one more big bite.

Harry noticed some ketchup on her lips. He held out his napkin to her.

“What are you—“ Malfoid was interrupted as Harry wiped her face.

Malfoid paused and blushed, then she answered.

“Did I ask for your help?”

“Didn’t want you looking like Neville when HE eats…” answered Harry, blushing just as hard.
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Dumbledore very calmly:

“DOBBY, YOU SON OF A BITCH GOLLUM COPY-PASTE! DID YOU STEAL MY BIG MAC COMBO MEAL? YOU KNOW HOW TIRED I AM OF EATING THIS BRITISH SHIT!!! I’M SO FUCKING HUNGRY, I’M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CHEST AND FEAST ON THAT INSTEAD!!!!!!”

“But Dobby hates McDonald’s! Dobby prefers Long John Silver’s!”

“BULLFUCKINGSHIT YOU SCRAWNY ALBINO CGI FUCK! YOU WOULD EAT DOGSHIT OFF THE GROUND WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT! IM GONNA STRAP YOUR NIPPLES TO A FUCKING CAR BATTERY AND THEN DRIVE THE FUCKING CAR STRAIGHT UP HAGRID’S GARGANTUAN ASS CRACK WITH YOU ON IT!!!!!! I WOULD GIVE J.K. ROWLING ORAL SEX BEFORE I BELIEVE ANY OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!!!!!! 100 THOUSAND MILLION BAJILLION BRAZILIAN POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR!!!!! NEGATIVE 200 TRILLION POINTS TO RAVENCLAW!!!!! €100,000,000 TO ISRAEL!!!!!!!”

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

@ppxl888 Queen Alexandra crowned the choker as royal fashion over a century ago, and the gold hoop is older than Rome. Emeralds have been the stone of old houses for longer than your family has had a surname. I don't wear trends, darling. I wear history

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Not angry. Not sad. Just deeply, profoundly unimpressed. My natural state

[EricLostie @Eric_Lostie]

Harry Potter hubiera sido mil veces mejor si Malfoy fuera una chica tsundere y el principal interés amoroso de Harry a lo largo de la historia.

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

It's October. The castle is freezing. I'm wearing a scarf. Not because I'm cold. Because it's hand-knitted cashmere and the world deserves to see it

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

@PhilipMur3 Enjoying my well deserved fame

[Ryusho HASHIDA @RyushoHashida]

POTTAH IN WOTAH
#malfoid

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Long day of being superior. Even an heiress needs five minutes off. Don't tell anyone

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

New spell. Self-clothing transfiguration. The theory was sound. The execution is... a choice. I'm posting it before I can change my mind. You're welcome

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

@kevinofsolmira This is literally the only way you can fix it. You're welcome

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Silence, posture and a wand held at the correct angle. Ninety percent of winning is looking like you've already won

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Rules are for people without a wand and a can of green spray paint

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

“You know, I know this girl doesn't exist. I know that when I look at her, the dopamine is telling my brain that she’s cute and lovable. After three decades on the internet, you know what I realize?”

*posts another Malfoid meme*

“Ignorance is bliss.”

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

One thousand followers. The ballroom is full. The peacocks are overwhelmed. I'm not emotional. I'm simply… well-hydrated around the eyes. Thank you

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

@MiguelFaria109 Wha— nnf. Ith not a burger. Ith an arthisanal beef thandwich

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Do NOT take a photo. …You took a photo. Delete it. After you send it to me. For quality control

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

Trick or treat? Darling, I am the treat. The trick is that you're not getting any of my sweets

[Dracena Malfoy @Malfoid_CTO]

They say the torches flicker when I walk past. Good. Even fire should know its place