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insta: Mikeymalich

[mikey @MalichMike]

"Oh, I don't watch HGTV" https://t.co/CRqTesBYWw

[𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐞𝐥 ◡̈ @samuelgrants]

Someone’s never been to a queer man’s home before

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

me and judy hopps

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

LIKE WHY WOULD SHE EAT HIM UP LIKE THIS LMFAOOO😭😭�

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 896

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

What money

[mikey @MalichMike]

@matchamanrandy Not the jibbits!!!

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If he:

-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass

He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 705

[mikey @MalichMike]

@SMolmen Move back to seattle

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 678

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Any other contenders?

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar