fuckin sorcerers scare the shit outta me man. no staff no orb no tome, not even a wand. I asked one if she got her arcane wisdom from a pact with a higher being or perhaps through song, she genuinely looked me in the eyes and said it was because her great grandad fucked a dragon
DEEP BELOW THE ZIGGURAT OF UR THERE ARE ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND STONE TABLETS YET TO BE FOUND BY ARCHEOLOGISTS. WRITTEN ON THESE, IN A LANGUAGE NONE CAN SPEAK BUT ALL CAN READ, IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF HUMAN BEHAVIOURS, EMOTIONS AND ACTIONS
My favorite thing about being in the medical field is that I am touching and moving a normal person's grandparents, and I ALWAYS have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Whenever my drool or sweat falls to the floor because of gravity, it's the earth actively making my fluids fall on it. What the fuck is your problem, you sick perverted freak?