MG ملِك

Good ain't good enough

[Sarmo @sarm0161]

This cunt can fuck right off.

[matheus schwarz @schwarztwt]

sexualizaram tanto a palavra papai que quando eu tiver filhos eles vão ter que me chamar de sensei

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

no fucking way man LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[🫶🏼💖 @SunshinesDeluxe]

Seeing one of gods most majestic and divine creatures, fight so valiantly against the destruction and rampaging of his home should do untold psychic damage to your psyche. We should be radicalized by this.

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[Declan @ME_MURPHY13]

What a fucking city man

[tHomas @fettiroma_]

I can’t describe to people who weren’t there what a moment this was. If you know you know.

[𝑙𝑒𝑎ℎ✨ @leahhjx]

This is genuinely how D-Block Europe sounds to me

[Richard Cheese @dickcheese999]

for those who didnt believe me

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool dodge tax like your life depends on it. Look who they’re giving it to

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

“He bought the app to save freedom of speech”

[Grace @gracecamille_]

how girls are dressing this summer

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Started selling random $2 toy plushies on vinted for $7k each. Put something creepy in the bio.

Pedos think they’re buying children. Really I’m just taking money from pedos. What are they going to do, call the police? 😭

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Something else is going on here. These guys get around £10bn in contracts annually and they're doing a media campaign about not getting a £50m deal? Hmm.