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@TheAcademy Max Rebo

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

29 years ago today, Kirk van Houten got fired from the cracker factory. “A Milhouse Divided” first aired December 1, 1996.

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@stoolsalesguy Oh hello

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@coletnich @CarcinogenSDA Nah he was too busy hearing Japan to read twitter? Definitely wasn’t chronically online having one of his semi-monthly existential crises.

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

Aaron Rodgers meeting his new teammates

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@ohiotate I’m the unofficial barstool Nintendo guy dating back to 2011. It was a pleasure talking shop.

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@SWGLegendsStaff Unban me from discord

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

*Baker Mayfield scrambles out of bounds for 5 yards*

Mike Evans and Marshon Lattimore down the field

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Carson Beck asked what his draft grade was and his agent farted on the phone and told him hit the portal

[Jim Murray @bigjimmurray]

Ok, that’s just about enough trying for today you idiots.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

LUKE THE NUKE IS YOUR WORLD CHAMPION

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We interrupt the CFP to present you the greatest walkout in all of sports.

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@BarstoolYak ready for the next dump cake draft

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@BarstoolBigCat @BFW I got the best gift of the century

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@_TyAnderson Sneaky Carl Brutananadilewski reference there

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@tacolover2233 Why?