malk1ns

a place for my fic stuff. DMs welcome, compliments appreciated :)

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

@vicsicmic that makes soooo much sense it was really for the greater good then.

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

why did he stop wearing that second necklace

[victoria @vicsicmic]

@malkinisms

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@sharkteethtank oh that’s not how cap hits work! the salaries usually vary year to year, there are restrictions by how much but that’s pretty common, but the cap hit is the AAV- average annual value- it’s the total contract value divided by number of years, one static number the whole contract.

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

@sharkteethtank like they’re awful. what’s wrong with them.

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[lu 🖤🩶🤍💜 ¹⁶ (³)³ @wolftraphowell]

sometimes i specifically seek out fanfics where my preferred ship is the background couple and act so surprised and excited when they show up like it's a cameo in a marvel movie

[evy IS MEETING DNP!!! @spectersalchemy]

anyone else extensively daydreams their fics but the second they open the doc for said fic all the words are fucking gone

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

I’ve seen a little bit of this at the margins, so- Penguins fans, before you opine on Celebrini’s contract, please first go look at the cap hit% of Sid’s first negotiated contract and compare it to Celebrini’s. You might be surprised!

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

also *’* **** ** ******* but you can’t say that about yourself or people call you conceited.

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

no everything i write is exactly tailored to my own likes and wants

[synth¹⁸¹ | 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @synthofurthesis]

do you ever just reread your own fanfic and think "wow. this is Shit"

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

if i don’t finish something this weekend someone please come and behead me for my crimes against myself, i cannot keep coming up with new ideas without being able to finish up existing ones i’ll go insane.

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[on Top!Ilya strike!! 🔞 @beansoop_]

my favorite brand of hockey photos is when they look like knights in battle

a thread (maybe?)

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

✍🏻 mp

[g 🌟 @hollanov871]

yeah... yeah

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

@rosegolisoda 😂😂

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

did MP elected-in-a-landslide-with-PM-aspirations S meet much younger G when he came over with his khl squad to play a tourney in NA- S has championed sports- but would he have been TOO young, and how would S have gotten him to stay….much to ponder, just thinking out loud!

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@DicktorEvil i am indeed!!

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

@fujokillljoy thank u for making me think about this all day

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

@guydebordspecs I’d say sorry about that but I’m not 😁

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

I get parasocial about people who leave comments, or DM me or reply to me telling me they’ve read and enjoyed my stuff. I Love You what do you want to read I will write it for you and then read it out loud for my vows at our wedding.

[finn ! @robinsgrlfnd]

does anyone else get kind of parasocial when authors reply to your ao3 comments or is that just me

[malk1ns @MALKlNS]

@yuzupilled ahhh that one is my baby i love him so much.