LongBob

monolithbob

[LongBob @Malladdd]

I get shipping is fun but the more I see people react to deadlock voice lines the more I realize nobody on Twitter has had a normal friendship

[LongBob @Malladdd]

@yoshideadlock Me and my friends are a little busy you mind pushing the patch back a bit? #delaythepatch

[LongBob @Malladdd]

dear lord in heaven please leave sinclair untouched in the deadlock patch it would be so funny

[LongBob @Malladdd]

That one animation about the hole that eats butter probably affected me more than I’d like to admit

[LongBob @Malladdd]

I really wanna play deadlock with my friends but I’ve asked them every day for the past week and I’m starting to feel annoying but one of them follows me so hey man if you see this you wanna hop on?

[LongBob @Malladdd]

Hey it’s me, Kirkity, debate me anything

[LongBob @Malladdd]

I miss the kind of hey it’s me, the kind where you were verity

[LongBob @Malladdd]

yeah ok

[LongBob @Malladdd]

Late stage plapitalism

[LongBob @Malladdd]

got bored of scrolling twitter on my puter pulled up twitter on my phone I am nothing

[LongBob @Malladdd]

Bandaids you can eat afterwards?

[LongBob @Malladdd]

Just realized nobody can stop me from getting butt ass naked in the bathroom at work #beastmode

[LongBob @Malladdd]

You can see the moon during the day but not the sun at night, ts gotta be a simulation

[LongBob @Malladdd]

Had a dream my last tweet did numbers, I gotta fix my priorities

[LongBob @Malladdd]

trans family guy parody account called Tom Tucker

[LongBob @Malladdd]

Not in danger of any active food hazards because I eat bullshit and animal crackers

[LongBob @Malladdd]

@sauronluke yeah it’s good and healthy for you and you need more right now

[LongBob @Malladdd]

@SandsTuna @drakebonergif Yo that’s me

[LongBob @Malladdd]

Call her sahur the way she use her tung tung?

[LongBob @Malladdd]

What if I’m a fat loser and can’t do any of these?

[dyl& @dylnyan]

if you can superglide, you can plink
if you can bhop, you can hit links
if you can hold an angle, you can anti air jump ins
if you can counterstrafe, you can do a quarter circle
if you've learned lineups, you can learn oki setups
fighting games ARE hard, but many others are too