Mallory Gotschall

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me a week into the new semester

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Simba and Cooper. They’re finally fully vaccinated. Hugging for the first time in over a year. Both 14/10 heartwarming as h*ck

[Mallory Gotschall @Mallory5G]

@spdonnelly00 I would definitely go to a chicken strip club...

[Mallory Gotschall @Mallory5G]

@HuskerSports @lo_westy @Huskervball @MollyyRaaee of course🏐

[Brian Baumgartner @BBBaumgartner]

Question: do you know what today is? Answer: it’s my favorite day of the year. That’s right folks... today is #NationalChiliDay and I’ve partnered with BUSH’S® Beans to share with you MY chili recipe to help you celebrate the biggest day of the year. #ad @BushsBeans

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond

[Lakeview Volleyball @Lakeview_vb]

Great to see @Mallory5G & @brook_wilke playing the game today! Proud to see them playing so well! #alwaysavike

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moby. He has Cerebellar Hypoplasia, which just means he wobbles. His wheels help him get where he wants to go and nothing will stop him from enjoying his first snow day. 14/10

[Mallory Gotschall @Mallory5G]

@ViqueenVB Thank you!!

[b.b @benoobrown]

how many breakdowns have you had today?

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Me talking to family:
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Me talking to friends:
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Me saying “sorry” for no reason:
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[Sean @spdonnelly00]

@wesleyhizzle @ItsJoshPeck Who could forget about this?

[Dylan Halligan @dalligan98]

Nothing has ever deserved a retweet more in my eyes.

[University of Nebraska at Kearney @UNKearney]

We are just underway at today’s announcement of #UNK @cccnebedu Pathway partnership

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

Angela

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Our impact.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: *has so much stuff to do*

My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

*takes nap*