MalloryFoxlong

Chronically late variety streamer and chaos gremlin. Sometimes loud but also funny. Powered by @ADVANCEDgg ✨

[MalloryFoxlong @MalloryFoxlong]

The *real* American experience 😆

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[MalloryFoxlong @MalloryFoxlong]

@FGMuffins Yeah I just learned it’s only for yourself as others shared. Bummer

[MalloryFoxlong @MalloryFoxlong]

@FGMuffins You can hide your sprite visually in the game settings so others can’t see it on you 🙏🏻

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

[MalloryFoxlong @MalloryFoxlong]

Chewbarka

[helkum @he1kumwya]

nigga thats Chewbacca

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

Marmosets, foxes, a cow called Winnie the Moo and more — meet the online superstars bringing animal education to life.

Hear how conservationist @MayaHiga is sharing wildlife with classrooms and living rooms worldwide: https://t.co/p56dW8guyM

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“But you survived.”

I dissociate, like, a lot. My heart drops when someone raises their voice. I shut down very easily. I’m far too observant. I always feel like a burden. I isolate often.

But yeah, sure. I guess I survived.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[Scarlet💌🐾💋 @brinabusywoman]

“Men need to be masculine” actually this is the hottest thing a man has ever done

[MalloryFoxlong @MalloryFoxlong]

Reminds me of The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. from Friends, where’s @Matt_LeBlanc for a quick scene reenactment? 😆

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone created a fully operational JOHNNY 5 from scratch and omg how cool 🙌
(instagram Saundersmachineworks)

[onebytecafe @one_byte_cafe]

"ChatGPT why did I fail"

"You failed because half the answers I gave you were wrong" LMAAAAAOOO

[J.R.R. Tolkien @JRRTolkien]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

[herokerrey @herokerrey]

IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎁

To hype up my PC build stream ( and a HUGE thanks to @bequietofficial ) you can win a Light Base 600 LX case in white! #ad

How to enter:
💜Follow me on Twitter + like & retweet this
💜Follow me on Twitch https://t.co/qnb41dR3XX

Winner will be drawn on March 8th/12 pm et ✨
(US only! Dms must be open)

[MalloryFoxlong @MalloryFoxlong]

Don’t even have to text back if you’re gaming together 🤭

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

I gotta get me a gamer girl. It’s so hard for a woman to understand you’re not texting back because you’re farming for nuggets on route 24 to get a Dratini when the time comes

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

😂Hilarious! What the words to The Lion King song actually mean…

[Libriscent @libriscent]

When he says “I love you” but Dostoevsky said:

“I dreamed of you before I ever met you, and when I finally did, it was as if I had known you all my life”

[MalloryFoxlong @MalloryFoxlong]

Are we fucking serious?? Wdym temu food???

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Pov: you turn to see me during the sad part of the movie