Mal 🖤🔮

#1 bagel fan

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

first day back to work after the holidays

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

Fuck this fuckass team I’m over it

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Quinn Hughes has been traded to the Minnesota Wild, sources told @emilymkaplan.

The Canucks will receive Zeev Buium, Marco Rossi, Liam Ohgren and a first-round pick.

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

-1 for being in the tree, +2 for being a cute lil guy

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

Look at this lil guy

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

@SaintJohnPickle He didn’t listen

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

Now that I’m a mom, I understand why my mom would have a pot of coffee before 9 AM

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

@SaintJohnPickle A dark part of me does want to try it though.

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

@NoahKahan’s music always calms down my newborn and I don’t know if I’ve set him up in the future with immaculate music taste, or possible mental illness.

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

Oh and the part where he saved the squirrel I liked that

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

I didn’t love the new Superman. Minus the dog he was cool.

[bootyswagga, on god. @bootyswagga]

as a 35-year old, i would be okay if i never had to live through a once-in-a-lifetime event again.

i'm full

i've had too much

please let me stop having once-in-a-lifetime events

unless it's winning a bajillion dollars. can i have that once-in-a-lifetime event next please?

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

MY SHAYLAAA

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

The nominees for Actor in a Leading Role are... #Oscars

[John ⚡💫 🛸💥 💨 @coolgoofball]

Me during every minute of Nosferatu

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

He’s me

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

High at the grocery store about to make some of my worst decisions ever

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

inside out if it was filmed inside my head

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

Smell ya later Higgs

[Mal 🖤🔮 @MalloryTaylor_]

✨Fuck Blaine Higgs✨

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[Chancy @Chancuw]

I love moo deng

#moodeng

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m late to whatever these creatures are but I enjoy them so far