Mallory Mackay

ya win some ya lose some

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

Thinking about my donor and their family a little bit extra today 💚

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

I am really trying to have more patience but man the world has been testingggg me lately 😑

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

Asked my sister to look for a particular spread at the grocery store; wasn’t sure if they even made it anymore. She comes out and says “they didn’t have any, so I bought all the ingredients to make it for you” 🥺 for real though how did I get so lucky 🥰❤️ #theBEST

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

@trashalamacchia I feel ya, mine was “mallory moop mackay” or something equally as ridiculous for way too long 🙈

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

If Karma was a person, I bet they’d have a goood laugh at 14-year-old Mallory’s “candy salad”… here we are 10 years later with diabetes and maad heartburn from 3 jellybeans. 🥴🙃 #noragrets #maybeafewregrets

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

@Dirtylittlethot This would be awesome but pleaaaase no more Sandra! 😬

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

Tell me you’re an asshole without telling me you’re an asshole... like who even says this?? #unreal

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

Some people never change. You can defend someone until you’re blue in the face, but if that person is an asshole, their true colours will show eventually 🙄 #5yearstoomany

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

I have lots of pet peeves, but #1 has to be when people use illnesses to get attention. There is literally nothing worse than someone posting about how sick they are, just to get sympathy. Also, “just breath” does not makes sense. At LEAST use the right word. #rant #petpeeves

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

@juryymanagement Sandra is so overrated. I can’t stand her.

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

Well, here I am again being sad about not being May-longing. Feeling a bit guilty this time though - there are SO many things far worse than missing out on camping. Reminding myself to be grateful for things I can still do 💜 #soft

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

OH ps I swear I’ll pay well 💰💰

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

I wanna find someone to build me a She Shed. Or more like, a one-room tiny house dedicated to displaying my Lego. So many sets I wanna buy but no room to put them! #legoaddict #helpwanted

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

Just kidding. Every day is a good day to watch it. #tearjerker 💓

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

Feels like a good day to watch Titanic 🛳 #youjumpIjump #IloveLeo

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

I loveee the sound of rain on the roof at night. So relaxing, and can make a shitty day turn right around 🥰🌧🌂 #refreshing

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

As single as possible with no kids, but lately my mornings have involved HOURS of Supernanny clips. At this point I am confident I could discipline any child on the plant 😎

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

I guess for some people, “forever” actually means “until someone new comes along”. It hurts a little bit, but makes me even more grateful for the friends who prove that “forever” does exist. I am so lucky to have them 🥰 #thebestfriends #forevergrateful

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

@AustinBBCAN9 The WORST move this season. I was so ready to watch Beth walk out those doors 😭😭

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

I know things could be way, way worse and I shouldn’t complain, but man I would love to know what I did in a past life to justify being constantly nauseous for over a year 😞 #overit

[Mallory Mackay @MalloryyMackay]

The self-proclaimed queen of not appreciating what I have until it’s gone 👑🙃