Typical Mallu Kid

Do you eat chor and curry every day? Are most of your friends mallu?
If so, follow back for hillairious tweets that you can relate to. :)

[Typical Mallu Kid @MalluKid]

St. Joseph of Cupurtino never fails to help me (((:

[Typical Mallu Kid @MalluKid]

White kid before finals: "Jesus please help me pass"
And then me: "Swargastanaya pithave..."
@MalluKidProbs @malluprobs

[Typical Mallu Kid @MalluKid]

Prayed before a math test and ended up getting a 94 #bigguyuptheregotyourback

[Typical Mallu Kid @MalluKid]

"@lnsaneTweets: I WOULD DIE 😭 http://t.co/CLweF7dhuF" I'd be too fat for this

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Putting my GPA up for adoption because I can't raise it myself.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Forever Grateful 💯🙌

[Typical Mallu Kid @MalluKid]

The face white people make when I tell them I have 20+ cousins #malluprobs

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

Nothing travels faster than gossip in a small town.

[Typical Mallu Kid @MalluKid]

I would have gone to the Christmas parade, but my parents are making me stay home and study for finals. Like bruh I'll study tomorrow smh

[Typical Mallu Kid @MalluKid]

When you pass Mohanlal the AUX Cord.