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🚨🚨 in lieu of recent news, a trade has been made in the Malns league. Team Egbookies Nakookie is sending RB RJ Harvey to The Spectrum in return for RB Josh Jacobs

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Is this thing on??

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For immediate release - From the desk of the *new* Malns fantasy football commissioner:

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#GawdFuckingDamnit! What in the fucking hell are the #HereWeGo #Steelers going to do at the QB position in 2025?
#Monitoring

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#Monitoring��

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Now, what ultimately, truly matters.

Below are the scenarios for who will earn their last place finish - and ultimately play the entirety of next year’s softball season in a white tank.

A lot to digest here. Excited to see how it plays out.

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Malns, it’s about that time.

Playoff scenarios and last place avoidance scenarios dropping SOON.

Stand back and stand by.

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With most of the playoff spots wrapped up, it comes down to seeding and a few Malns vying for that coveted 6 seed.

A matchup between #TRAAACCCCYYYYY and Team #MilliMaln has #Yuge implications.

Hold on to your cocks, folks. This is why we play. ✊🍆

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Dalton Kincaid (knee) doesn't practice again Thursday.

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🚨🚨🚨TRADE ALERT🚨🚨🚨

#ThisLeague doesn’t sleep!

Team #MalnsAtPlay trades #KeepPounding RB Chubba Hubbard and #BillsMafia TE Dalton Kincaid to Team #ToneyTheGuangdongTigers for #ChiefsKingdom RB Kareem “the leg” hunt and #WeAreTheKrewe TE Cade Otton

Trade deadline 🔥

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🚨🚨🚨 Trade Alert 🚨🚨🚨

In a last ditch effort, team #MilliMaln has sent team #MalnsAtPlay

- #WR Drake London
- #RB Isaiah ‘mad at the ground’ Pacheco

In exchange for

- #WR Tyreek ‘I wasn’t speeding, I was going down-’ Hill
- #RB Najee Harris

Now. We wait and see

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#HogCrankers (Reloaded)

- Add: #WashingtonFootballTeam WR Noah Brown for $7 FAAB
- Drops: #TheMistakeByTheLake WR Elijah Moore.

Fuck the browns

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#ToneyTheGuangdongTigers

- Add: #Giants QB Daniel Dymes. A sign of the times?

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#ItsBrockOClock

-Adds former #DaBears and now #WhoDey RB Khalil Herbert #ThankGod for $10 FAAB

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#ItsBrockOClock

- Adds: #RamsHouse WR Demarcus Robinson for $2 FAAB

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#PowerBottoms

- Add: #OnePride D/ST
- Drop: #TitanUp D/ST

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The league.. the malns.. they need their updates

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Your Holiness, they are 2-6.

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