shiftysauce

I created this twitter before it was necessary to announce you aren’t a monster. I’m constantly learning who needs an ally, and I’m doing my best to be one!

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Congratulations @austintexasgov you get “weird” back.

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@ACMESalesRep @JohnMitnick Shhhh, shhh, he wants people to think he’s a hero… by surrendering once defeat was imminent.

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Uhg, just now realizing all my GOPeers still have their kids in tackle football, so my daughter even has to worry about the kids who figure it out on their own but got signed up for irreversible brain damage without their knowledge (in spite of the knowledge of the signer)

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@DarLinsWV @JillDLawrence @UROCKlive1 https://t.co/VtKLYZcWyY

Impacted VA voters can still register on Election Day to get their vote counted.

This information should be in EVERY POST about this voter purge.

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@NormOrnstein @sdCincy https://t.co/VtKLYZcWyY

Impacted VA voters can still register on Election Day to get their vote counted.

This information should be in EVERY POST about this voter purge.

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@LItalianoVero @BillyBaldwin @elonmusk Go find a democrats “lie” and you’ll find the specific articles pointing out the minute detail that they got wrong, as a gotcha. A Trump lie has no substance, there are no articles because they’re based on nothing. (In this case, he moved the money he’s crying over.)

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@pamelamac777 @BillyBaldwin @elonmusk Musk doesn’t actually like Trump. The dude just foolishly went all in on Trump BEFORE Joe dropped out.

Dude would be creaming his circuit board for the chance to go back and pick again.

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@joeytainment A great time to reflect!

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@stratadem @YNB @BriannaWu It’s the decision to double down and dig in the heels. It is so freeing to accept that we all have a part in miscommunication. So, even if she didn’t mean all that could be taken from her words, the inability to not see how it COULD, and acknowledge it, is middle school mentality

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@BriannaWu @YNB @AbigailShrier Oh, Millennial Chappel Roan has shown up.

Your tweet was very gross and dangerous, and the WILD decision to double down and not recognize the forest through your own stupid trees is disturbing.

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@derpo377 @OMGitsOnyii The Are You Afraid of the Dark “I’m Cold” Ghost was scarier.

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@TomPelissero @AroundTheNFL Warn Bijan they will be aiming their helmets at his shoulder.

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@Evan_R_Fischer @ColinAllredTX You accidentally spelled “Cancun” “the country.”

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@ColinAllredTX Finally starting a tweet without ‘Colin Allred here:’ is a great start.

We know it’s you, it’s your account.

Cheering for you!

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@danielleweisber I’m glad that town has finally recovered from “sounding too similar to a Dane Cook reference”

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@AroundTheNFL The most hilarious sentence award goes to…

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@irdfgaf @krichardson113 @plotweaver @POTUS Go back and look at what you’re railing against. Constitutional rights 😂😂😂 you have no critical thinking or reading comprehension skills.

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@irdfgaf @krichardson113 @plotweaver @POTUS No, my brain wasn’t warped, turning me into a mindless drone for one man’s affection. I have loyalty to the party, you all have loyalty to a conman. You don’t even have a grasp on what any of this means, you all just hate together.

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@notTOMBRAIDER_2 Trump will never act on Palestine. The only shot you have is Kamala who has already indicated she will not just follow Joe’s actions.

We all want action here. We need the chance.