Conor Maloney

Mitts the Tits

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

Zero Dark Thirty a very mediocre movie. It gets mediocre only because it shows that son of a bitch Bin Laden getting one between the eyes

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

Fighting Irish getting blown out #BCS

[Jon Favreau @Jon_Favreau]

And just like that it became Christmas season.

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

Mike Sully at his finest, always with something in his mouth

[Melissa Joan Hart @MelissaJoanHart]

Can't get too political in only 140 chac but for those asking, I'm voting #RomneyRyan.

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

Tirico has a man crush on Gruden

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

Listening to Chief fans cheer for 1st lead of season #HowSad

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

If we've learned anything? Wish I had @SarahKSilverman 's vaporizer. My daughter, Glaucoma, is worse than Laqueefa. & Conan was great 2nite.

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

Joe Grove knows that actor in 21 Jump Street- "Chandler Taylor" #Einstein

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

@MelissaJoanHart Good for you #Romney

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Because of the hurricane, I am extending my 5 million dollar offer for President Obama's favorite charity until 12PM on Thursday.

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

Intelligence officials: Iran has nearly finished a nuclear enrichment plant - @nytimes http://t.co/0h4OPhy2

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

Obama doesn't know half the terms Mitt is using about China #Debates

[Reince Priebus @Reince]

Ha ! Says it all -- tv show w/highest # of Obama ads is “Two Broke Girls” http://t.co/ITepxOiH. #Obamanomics

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

@russellcrowe Where has Obama's 'light' been the last four years Rus?

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

@EvaLongoria is that a joke?

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

@Jack_Krejci44 @My_enza @Marc_Miller2 @ Tell Sandusky beers on him this weekend

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

@Jack_Krejci44 I'm expecting an Old English 40 and a broad once I arrive in Iowa City.

[Conor Maloney @MaloneyConor]

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